At a time when the majority of car manufacturers are trying to work out how to shift the daily-growing stockpile of unsold cars as recession bites deeper leaving them to resort to crazy tactics in order to get rid of them such as cereal box token-col...
In a bizzare move obviously fueled by party pills, desperation and red wine, an alliance has been announced between FIAT and Chrysler. Spokesman for Chrysler Larry Dork (jnr) said "What the hell, Chrysler is f**cked, Mercedes didn't want us, so wh...
Just when things were looking the blackest for US automakers they have united together and come up with a new product to pull themselves out of their financial slump. Not only that, but their new product is also non-carbon based, non polluting, uses...
London,UK/ Auto Nostalgia News - Treasury Business Secretary Peter Mandelson made auto news today with the announcement that $3.2B would be made available to bring back iconic English car marquees, Morgan and MG Motors in the hopes of stimulating th...
Bent Fork, Indiana. - There was jubilation in the U.S. car industry when Dr. Arnold Goldstein of Pineneedle County, Sasquahama Falls, Wyoming, bought a new car today. Standing proudly beside his CX420 at the Bent Fork dealership of General Motors...
Stymied by utterly flat car sales, Pford Motor Cars announced today that it has inked a deal with Donkin Doughnuts to present the first automatic coffee car. After an initial programming by the owner, Pford's Special 2009 Coffee Torus model will a...
A nationwide traffic survey conducted over the past ten years has revealed what many people already knew: There is more traffic when it rains. "It's a peculiarly British phenomena," said Kara Vanette, from the Office of Traffic Control. "No other...
Turin, Italy/ FBI/ Mafia News Flash - Barney Frank, House Senate Banking Chairman, was stunned today when he heard the announcement of the unholy union of Fiat and Chrysler, the marriage that gave the Italians 35% of the $4.2B in cash recently releas...
It has come to light that all car manufacturers from Fiat to Ferrari are fooling the people that buy their cars. The dashboards in all makes and all models are feeding drivers incorrect information in an attempt to make the driver feel that they a...
Donald McAllister of London, England, bought a pet guinea pig for his son, Reginald. But by the time he got home, the little animal had somehow escaped from its box, so McAllister took his 24,000 pound (US$36,000) Mercedes to his usual mechanic with...
Old-time radio hobbyists are abuzz over the latest prototype vehicle from Chrysler which was unveiled today at the 2009 Detroit Auto Show. Marking the 110th anniversary of the event, the Motor City's third biggest car maker showed off its revolutiona...
Buenos Aires - Kidnappers brazenly showing up at people's doors with guns and telling them to get into the trunks of their own cars has led to an unexpected rise in the car customizing business. Now when criminals ring a doorbell, put a gun to pe...
SAN FRANCISCO - Hideki Tojota, vice president and primary stockholder of Japan's top automobile manufacturer, committed Hari Kari Wednesday afternoon upon learning the predicted first operating loss in 70 years for the company was unavoidable. Dee...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With gasoline prices once again below the two dollar per gallon mark across the United States, plans for a cola powered car have been abandoned. When gas prices were above four dollars a gallon, American consumers complained, w...
Faced with slumping SUV sales and new EPA fuel efficiency requirements, GMC has recertified many of their SUVs with an all-new KMPG rating. A spokesman said the increased efficiency shown in these new ratings will speak for itself. "With the gaud...
Swedish car manufacturer Vulva is placing an edgy series of ads in top magazines around the world to tout their legendary safety record. Ad team spokesman says he realizes the ads may be controversial, but that, much like with the 2-4 year age group,...
With the fall of gas consumption in the US market, tax revenue based on methane emission have fallen drastically. Pot Holes the size of little grand canyons and reminiscent of great star Madonna's erumph have surfaced below the surface of US road...
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