Written by Pointer

Sunday, 4 January 2009

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MM geting a booty call from JFK

With the fall of gas consumption in the US market, tax revenue based on methane emission have fallen drastically.

Pot Holes the size of little grand canyons and reminiscent of great star Madonna's erumph have surfaced below the surface of US roadways across the country.

Politicians are calling for an increase in gas taxes as the price of gas has fallen in proportion to Madonna's popularity. Big three auto mismakers have as big a bottom as the falling star.

President elect Obama has suggested that gas meters be attached to the methane emission area of every American citizen:

"If every America under ate and over exercized like their new super star commander in chief we could cut gas emissions and lighten the road load. Even madonna could lose a few LB's and maybe drop in at the White House like Marilyn paid diplomatic visits to Jack!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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