BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton recently confided to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is worried sick that people do not care about her anymore. Fondue, who is regarded as the hair stylist to the stars, asked the fake blonde, do-nothing socialit...
Given the success of Dolphin Friendly Tuna, one particular food produce is joining the gravy train with Dolphin Friendly foods, such as Dolphin Friendly Gravy. "We've got a great range in Dolphin Friendly Carrots," said greengrocer Danielle Jerrou...
We show the unemployed and minimum wage earning Nottingham residents, just how they can tantalise their epiglottis, economically. Even in the current financial strife, the common riot torn, criminal ridden, muggings galore, Nottingham peoples find themselves in today. The recipes presented here, were donated by Nottingham unemployed citizens, prisoners, security guards, NHS patients, minimum w...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a year-long undercover investigation that has uncovered thousands of unethical and illegal practices and schemes attributed to the current Food Stamp Program, President Obama has issued a presidential directive eliminating th...
TV chef Michel Roux Jr has been labelled "over-privileged and insensitive" after his latest TV show on Friday. The double Michelin-starred chef appeared on Masterchef: The Professionals - Michel's Classics preparing "sumptuous dishes close to his...
The inventiveness of a Nottingham man, with the help of the Job Centre Plus staff, and a grant from the Alcoholics Support Group, has opened a new take-away in the local City Centre situated Arboretum. Built in the collapsed old Gents toilets wooden building, and fitted out with equipment from closed down Old Peoples Homes, Fire bombed Police stations, and the recently closed Soup Kitchen, it...
A made redundant 64 year-old local man, is to open a 'Olde World Specialist' restaurant in Nottingham. Owner Ivor Deathwish, explained his thinking and plans to our Food reporter Ulrika Garlic. "Well at first, I noticed the vast amount of bankr...
Special to INS - The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has approved sawdust as a food supplement. FDA administrator Constance Twiddle announced that the following varieties are suitable for human consumption: white pine, white birch, and white ash.
The UK government has voted unanimously to award pizza in the same category as somewhere to live, clean water, broadband and education by naming it as a basic human right. "Pizza is truly the world's best food," said government Health Minister and...
The Manchester Food and Drink Festival was rocked by an explosion and fireball late last night sending revellers running for safety and leaving three people hurt and dozens more traumatised. Health and Safety officials have moved in to identify th...
Fit-as-a-butcher's-dog TV cook Lorraine Pascale has been urged to "beef it up" on her new show. The former model, who was introduced to TV audiences last year with a series about baking, now has Home Cooking Made Simple airing on BBC. But the n...
The French town of Antibes is recovering today after a bus load of visiting American tourists went on an eating binge during a visit to the Cote de Azur. The visitors, from Texas, arrived in the quaint fishing port town at about 7 in the morning,...
The UK is going bonkers for brunch according to a new survey. 42% of Brits no longer eat breakfast while a staggering 98% have taken up the mid-morning meal instead to save time. Kate Tin of Durex who ran the poll explained the findings 'People...
I was always on the fat side during my teenage years, my mum blamed it on my diet, my dad blamed it on my mum's diet and my doctor blamed my dad for blaming my mum about her diet which he'd put her on. Naturally this was a very confusing time for me. I became very depressed every time I looked in a mirror, so I decided to take steps. I sold the mirror and bought a Big Mac but it just didn'...
Bigwigs in Brussels have banned the use of the name "sausage roll" after a lengthy EU debate. EU scientists tested 10,000 sausage rolls from all over the UK and did not manage to make a single one roll. "Every one of them has at least one flat...
Endless series of TV chef programmes urging people to cook fresh meals from scratch may be contributing to Britain's 8.3 million-ton household food waste problem. Research suggests that as fresh food has a shorter shelf-life than processed ingred...
The Vegan Organisation against Meat (VOM) have suggested that if everyone in the world gave up meat, then there would be enough room on the planet to grow food for an extra 3 billion people. VOM whine that it takes 10 square metres of farmland to...
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