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Funny story: GOP to Choose Slate of Half-Wit Politicians

GOP to Choose Slate of Half-Wit Politicians

Washington, D.C. Commentators throughout the civilized world continue to express astonishment at America's lesson in civics: in the United S...

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Funny story: Another ossified Bonesman for CIA crunch job

Another ossified Bonesman for CIA crunch job

Washington DC, Tuesday 9 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): In yet another act of unparalleled congenital stupidity, US President George Bush Junior has announced the appointment of wily old wiretapping military spook and former fellow Skull 'N'...

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Funny story: Exxon Mobil Attacks US Forces, Continues to Build A-Bombs

Exxon Mobil Attacks US Forces, Continues to Build A-Bombs

WASHINGTON (AP)--Despite findings by US intelligence sources that Exxon Mobil needs only three more months before having nuclear weapons, reports indicate that US military forces are already fighting a clandestine war after being attacked by well-equ...

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Funny story: Abramoff grasses up CIA boss Porter Goss

Abramoff grasses up CIA boss Porter Goss

Washington DC, Saturday 6 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): 'C.I.A. IN FREEFALL!' scream the national headlines in the United States as yet another Bush Administration appointee resigns to "spend more time with my lawyers....er, family&q...

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Funny story: Re-arranging the deckchairs on the Titanic...

Re-arranging the deckchairs on the Titanic...

Washington DC, Thursday 27 April 2006 -(Associated Mess): The Iraqi Horror Picture Show took a mildly satirical turn for the hearse yesterday with the appointment of President George Bush's new anchor man Tony 'The Blizzard' Snow.

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Funny story: Junior did a line of coke with Cretin

Junior did a line of coke with Cretin

Washington DC, Wednesday 26 April 2006 - (Associated Mess): A drastic damage limitation exercise is under way in the corridor of power at the White House today following the publication of damning photographs of President George Bush Jr inciting a G...

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Funny story: New Study: Global Warming Caused by Hot Air from Washington, D.C.

New Study: Global Warming Caused by Hot Air from Washington, D.C.

Amid dire warnings by experts, that climate change is resulting in the deaths of penguins and polar bears, George Bush asserted, Wednesday, that Global Warming is not all bad. The imminent melting of polar regions, and Greenland's Ice sheet will mak...

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Funny story: Chinese President causes confusion for Bush administration

Chinese President causes confusion for Bush administration

WASHINGTON DC --- Chinese President Hu Jintao was the cause of a frenzied search yesterday when Bush administration officials were unable to locate the visiting leader, who was supposed to fly to Seattle, Washington later in the evening.

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Funny story: George W. Bush Ousted In Military Coup

George W. Bush Ousted In Military Coup

A day of high drama in Washington DC has seen the US Dollar reach its highest value against the Euro since 1999 and retired Army Major General John Batiste ensconced in the Oval Office as "Caretaker" president.

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Funny story: Missing Spoof Writer spotted throughout the West

Missing Spoof Writer spotted throughout the West

Seattle, Washington - "She was wearing a blonde wig, and had no make-up on, but, we could tell it was her. We surprised her when we called her by name, and she ran screaming from the building."...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Taken Into Custody

George W. Bush Taken Into Custody

Washington DC -- George W. Bush's presidency came to a sensational, ignominious and premature end today after witnesses reported seeing him running amuck through the corridors of the Whitehouse.

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Funny story: Bush buys Mazda's new "pot smuggler" minivan

Bush buys Mazda's new "pot smuggler" minivan

WASHINGTON - President Bush invested Monday in a Stasher, Mazda's new "pot smuggler" minivan model, and he confirmed plans to hit the road for spring break this year, his first such trip in three years.

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Funny story: Spoof writer disappears from Seattle hospital

Spoof writer disappears from Seattle hospital

Seattle, Washington - It was suppose to be just an over night, short-stay, follow up visit… it turned out to be any thing but….

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Funny story: Laura Bush pregnant?

Laura Bush pregnant?

Washington DC, USA; Saturday 25 March 2006 -(ReUterus & Associated Mess) - Despite a feverish guessing game in the international media, the White House is reportedly "keeping mum" today on the hot topic of whether First Lady Laura Bus...

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Funny story: U.S to Launch Pre-emptive Strike on Jamaica

U.S to Launch Pre-emptive Strike on Jamaica

Washington, D.C. March 21 - In a response to the devastation wrought by Hurricane Katrina, President Bush has announced plans to launch a pre-emptive attack on the Caribbean nation of Jamaica, in an effort to prevent further hurricanes. The strike is...

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Funny story: Republican Party to President Bush: "It's not you, it's me"

Republican Party to President Bush: "It's not you, it's me"

WASHINGTON DC - Early Monday morning, the Republican Party dumped President Bush by leaving a short voice mail on his Oval Office phone line.

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Funny story: George Bush Feels Threatened As Milla Jovovich Kicks Republican Ass in ‘Ultraviolet'

George Bush Feels Threatened As Milla Jovovich Kicks Republican Ass in ‘Ultraviolet'

WASHINGTON (Reuters)-President George W. Bush has denounced the brilliant and action-packed new movie "Ultraviolet" starring Milla Jovovich as "a kick in the ass for my Republican Administration."...

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