Space chiefs in Florida have been forced to deny that they conspire with the state's hoteliers and tourism trade to fleece unwary space nuts. It was claimed yesterday that the North American Space Administration (NASA) deliberately changes Shuttle...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Astronomer Joe Camelopardalis says he'd travel a light year for a Cancer stick, and one of these days, it will probably be cheaper to do exactly that. Nicotine junkies across the nation are hoping the Obama administration aband...
Earth, meet Asteroid 1999 RQ36! - Something that isn't quite right is going on and the American people, actually everyone on earth, need to know about it. Asteroid 1999 RQ36, which has a chance of hitting the Earth before the year 2200 has been re...
From Astronomy Daily: While NASA is trying to get our attention by telling us a Solar Tsunami is nothing to worry about and will only be responsible for bringing the Aurora Borealis further south for viewing, the very fact that the term tsunami is being used should tip us off that this is no ordinary magnetic field headed our way. We saw the effects of the tsunami that hit Indonesia and it was...
Scientists are pretty well in agreement that the solar flares coming within a few more months could be at an all-time high. "It could force people to stay indoors for days at a time" stated Dr. Mahmoud Grace of NASA. "If you go out, you could bur...
Could this be a coincidence? Nasa warns of a huge space storm somewhere around 2013, which will cause devestation to the earth. Space agency scientists believe that when the sun 'wakes from its slumber' it will send out huge solar flares headin...
Before you all piss your pants with worry and declare your love to your next door neighbour before its all over, NASA are simply referring to our civilisation from an electrical prospective! Yes, those boffins in the US enjoy issuing these types...
NASA scientists were quick to reassure the world's population that we don't face imminent doom just yet. We've got at least until 2013 before the brown stuff hits the fan. The apparent problem is a cyclical increase in sunspot and solar storm a...
Sticks and Stones Will Break my Bones, but Misdemeanor Assault Victims Will Sue Me. - Be true to your school! Former Texas Longhorn and current Tenessee Titans gunslinger Vince Young allegedly got P.O. 'ed at a Dallas titty bar when a fellow lap danc...
HOUSTON, Texas - NASA scientists were awestruck when the Hubble Space Telescope caught sight of the largest known eruption of hydrocarbons in the entire solar system today. "I couldn't believe the size of that thing," said Buzz Armstrong, an astro...
After news that the Russian lead "Mars 500" experiment successfully began this week, NASA has announced its intentions to follow suit with a similar experiment of their own. The Mars 500 experiment consists of six people-locked in a windowless cap...
Kennedy Space Center, Florida - BP and NASA announced today that a new mission to monitor deep sea oil spills to aid in the forecast of coastal pollution along the Gulf Coast will be launched as soon as practical. The Global Oil Observatory, GOO...
Earlier today, NASA released new photographs of the ever changing, swirling, widening Gulf oil spill which appear to show the face of The Obama amid the goo that is destroying local ecosystems. This is not the first reporting of the face of The Ob...
Anonymous DEA agent and his trusty dog Milo have found dark matter. "This God person or the Klingons and Romulans that are supposed to be out there in the Universe, they've got to be hiding their stash somewhere. And you know they're not going to cal...
Robert Pattinson has been short listed to appear in the remake of that cult classic Movie, Robinson Crusoe on Mars, which was made in 1964 starring Adam West, who is famous for playing Batman, in the television series in the 1960s. "It will be a c...
The creature known as Bigfoot which is reported to inhabit remote areas in the USA, has now been spotted on Mars and even been photographed. Bigfoot specialist Don Brown claims that if you GOOGLE, Life on Mars Photos, you will get a chance to see the...
NASA engineers announced yesterday that they were considering ways to extend the service life of the remaining shuttle fleet. They have sought suggestions from the public and several ideas may be tried. Pfizer Corporation has offered to provide...
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