Written by Lady Godiva

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

image for Nasa warns of 'huge space storm' whens the sun wakes from its slumber - the world's only true prophet, Ronald Weinland, is said to be laughing his socks off
Sun, soon to awake from its slumber and send solar flares shooting to Earth

Could this be a coincidence? Nasa warns of a huge space storm somewhere around 2013, which will cause devestation to the earth.

Space agency scientists believe that when the sun 'wakes from its slumber' it will send out huge solar flares heading in the direction of our planet.

This news has pleased the 'only true male prophet of God', Ronald Weinland, who was said to be rolling on the ground laughing when he heard the good news.

"See! I told you so. The World will end in 2012, so what if I'm 'out' a year.? I was 'out' a 'few' years a while back, but this time it looks like God will stick to my prediction - or close to it."

Scientists deny that the World will actually end, but magnetic forces will cause aeroplanes to fall from the sky and screw up all electronic equipment on which we rely nowadays.

People on life-support will not survive. Teenagers will not survive because all cell phones and video games will cease to work. Chaos will reign.

Hospitals are asked to be working on 'backup' electrical systems, teenagers are asked to start writing letters to each other, like WE did years ago, in order to keep friendships going during the crisis days, for the day the 'power comes back on'.

Teenagers should also be practicing their reading skills so that when they are unable to use their video games, they won't get bored and end up going around mugging old ladies for fun.

Start stocking up on candles. They'll be flying off the shelves when everyone hears the news.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Space, NASA

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