The United Nations has taken steps to shut down Santa's workshop. A top-secret investigation has revealed that Santa Claus does not employ elves to make toys. In fact, the labor is provided by children. United Nations spokesman Felix Navidad st...
SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - A few weeks ago Bill Gates, 57, visited the town of Sheboygan which is situated on Lake Michigan. Gates traveled to the Wisconsin city to see about purchasing the famous lake which is one of the five famous Great Lakes. T...
One thing that can be said about famous celebrities is that they pretty much have everything they've ever needed or ever wanted. With the money they make on songs, movies, television, books, comedy performances, and commercials they could practically all retire and never have to pick up a guitar, a script, or a microphone ever again. But of course, like 97.3 percent of them say it is not abo...
LOS ANGELES - A representative for Bob Dylan has just announced that the 71-year-old folk singer has just recorded a Christmas song with the star of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson, 7. Dylan's rep told Music Moments Magazine that he was f...
A high ranking Elf Union source reported today that Santa is now considering retirement, following recent economic and environmental impacts to the North Pole and Santa's workshop. The retirement speculation follows a report last week that Moody's...
Every Christmas season the various television networks dish out their banquet of Christmas-themed specials. Some of the all-time favorite annual Christmas shows of years gone by included those by Andy Williams, Perry Como, Bob Hope, and The Three Stooges. Back in the 60s and 70s most of the television holiday sets consisted of some Christmas trees, some lights, Christmas ornaments, tons of...
The Christmas season is fast approaching and merchants and retailers are already trying to figure out which toys will be this holiday season's best sellers. According to three of the biggest retail chains in the United States this year promises to be a banner year for such toys as Jake's Musical Pirate Ship, LeapPad 2 Explorer, Nerf Laser Tag Blasters, Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Star Doll - Harmony...
Just before the festive period begins gay activists are calling for a Christmas boycott because they feel as though the world is discrminating against them by not allowing a gay Father Christmas to deliver the presents. US Gay activist, Scarlet Pi...
With the holiday season soon to be on us its time to look at Christmas gifts for all the family. Mom: Moms live to iron so what better gift to give than a brand new Lemco ironing board. If that was what you got for Mom last year then this year you should top it off with a nice floral print Lemco asbestos ironing board cover. Moms everywhere will be looking forward to a New Year full of ironing...
But don't take that to mean you should be naughty instead of nice. Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly did an email interview with Santa Claus and found out that there IS still a Naughty-or-Nice List (NNList) at the North Pole, but Santa no longer prep...
Defeated Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has been accused of being something of a sore loser recently. First he claimed that Obama won the election due to giving gifts to Latino and African American voters. Even a man who had the Romney/Ryan logo...
Mr and Mrs Fingle sat quietly in their lounge. The Christmas tree lights sparkled, filling the room with soft colours. The only sound that could be heard was the clicked click of Mrs Fingles knitting needles as they came together to create another pullover for Mr Fingle. "Nearly time Ethel" said Mr Fingle. "Yers, I know dear, but let's wait till the last minute" replied Mrs Fingle. "Are...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Jill Biden has said that she always likes to do her Christmas shopping three weeks before Christmas. She added that she learned her lesson back in 1993, when she got got caught in a shoppers stampede at a mall in Dover, Delaware...
A North Pole man has been told he can no longer operate his seasonal business venture, delivering toys to children, after he violated several laws and incurred the wrath of politically correct organizations from across the globe. Santa Claus, who...
The BBC has unveiled it's new strategy to regain the trust of the nation. This will start over the Christmas period when the Christmas Day schedule will feature a 90 minute special of the sit-com 'Miranda' starring Miranda Hart this will be followed...
Plymouth, Mass - Mal*Wart, JC Farthings, and Maced stores all plan to open right after millions of giant turkey dinners are consumed. Who wants to wait for Black Friday? According to Dr. Drew Upbird, medical consultant to the retail industry, con...
Having just announced a sales fall ahead of Christmas the UK's fouth largest overpriced Supermarket, Morrisons, have wheeled out the big guns in order to meet the Christmas challenge ahead. In keeping with British Business in general and it's tota...
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