Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 11 December 2012

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A group of Christmas ornaments that appear in Russell Brand's Christmas television special. (Photo by Ke$ha).

Every Christmas season the various television networks dish out their banquet of Christmas-themed specials.

Some of the all-time favorite annual Christmas shows of years gone by included those by Andy Williams, Perry Como, Bob Hope, and The Three Stooges.

Back in the 60s and 70s most of the television holiday sets consisted of some Christmas trees, some lights, Christmas ornaments, tons of fake snow, cardboard cut-outs of reindeer, dwarf elves, and Styrofoam snowmen.

Today's Christmas specials include real trees, real reindeer, real snow, and real elves.

The Tinsel Town Times Tribune proudly presents -

A List of Christmas Television Specials For 2012

  1. The Kardashian Christmas - Lots of Cosmetics and Hair Extensions Galore
  2. Kirstie Alley's Pass The Christmas Turkey, Ham, and Tamales Comedy Holiday Special
  3. Kat Von D Celebrates A Tattooed Christmas
  4. Sensuously Dancing Around The Christmas Tree With Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco
  5. Taylor Swift Celebrates Christmas With Songs About Her Ex-Boyfriends Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Patrick Schwarzenegger, and Conor Kennedy
  6. Lady Gaga Goes Gaga Dressed As a Go-Go Elf Christmas Holiday Gala
  7. Rihanna's Snow-Filled I Forgive Him, I Forgive Him, I Forgive Him, Christmas Special In Barbados
  8. Madonna Celebrates Old Ornaments , Dried Mistletoe, and The Grinch Who Stole Christmas Holiday Fandango
  9. The Obama's Spend A Second Term in The White House Ha Ha Ha Holiday Wintry Festival
  10. Russell Brand's Is It Christmas Yet Snowy Off-Beat Christmas Cheer Special

NOTE: The Christmas special Sensuously Dancing Around The Christmas Tree With Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco contains some graphic scenes which may not be suitable for young children or immature adults.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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