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Funny story: George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Pussy - Brad Pitt Said To Be Furious

George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Pussy - Brad Pitt Said To Be Furious

Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'livid' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's Pussy when he returned home early from filming his latest movie. Clooney, who is a frequent visitor to the home of Jolie and...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie

Hollywood, California - Having to put up with Angelina Jolie at the Oscars was hard enough for Jennifer Aniston but to endure seeing her arrive with her ex-husband, Brad Pitt? And both nominated for an Oscar, too? While she gets the job of an award...

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Funny story: Jolie To Star in "The Octuplet's Mom" Movie

Jolie To Star in "The Octuplet's Mom" Movie

LOS ANGELES, California - Angelina Jolie has been signed to star in the new movie "The Octuplet's Mom." Jolie will portray the California Super Mom who recently gave birth to octuplets in Kaiser Permanente Hospital in Bellflower, California. T...

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Funny story: Pitt And Jolie To Marry February 30th

Pitt And Jolie To Marry February 30th

Hollywood CA -- The date's been set and the cake's been ordered! Angie Pitt and Brad Jolie plan to tie the knot on February 30th! Brad finally popped the question after Angie squirted out their latest whelp. Everyone in Hollywood will be there. P...

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Funny story: Brad and Angelina Adopt Botswana

Brad and Angelina Adopt Botswana

The Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have adopted Botswana the small South African country. The couple had gone there just looking for another child. Clutching Brad's hand Angy said "We saw so many cutey wutey helpless little on...

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Funny story: 2008's hottest couples

2008's hottest couples

The nominations are: Jesse McCartney and Miley Cyrus Zac Efron and Anne Hestia Kevin Brody and Hilary Duff Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie John Mayor and Haylie Duff Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, Sadly Vanessa Hudgens was left out this year because of her break up with Zac, Jesse and Justin. And the winners are: Zac and Anne… thought they haven't been together for long but as you...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Produces Barack Obama's Birth Certificate

Angelina Jolie Produces Barack Obama's Birth Certificate

Movie Actress Angelina Jolie, wife of actor Brad Pitt and adopted mother of eighteen children from twenty-three different countries and thirty-six different nationalities, claims that she can produce the birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama, the...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie To Replace David Letterman

Angelina Jolie To Replace David Letterman

NEW YORK CITY, New York - CBS in a big shakeup move has announced that they have decided to fire David Letterman and to replace him with motion picture actress Angelina Jolie. An unnamed CBS executive said that Mr. Letterman, 61, simply chose to p...

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Funny story: Angelina Jollie Pregnant With Dodecatuplets

Angelina Jollie Pregnant With Dodecatuplets

Hollywood CA Angelina Jollie and Brad Armpitt announced their own Christmas miracle to close friends and family today. Angelina is three months pregnant--with 12 babies! The very blessed event is expected in June. Her doctor was stunned by the di...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston: I Want To Be Brad & Angelina's Babysitter

Jennifer Aniston: I Want To Be Brad & Angelina's Babysitter

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - Jennifer Aniston has revealed, in an exclusive interview, with ET's Mary Hart that she has decided to quit being a famous movie and television star and dedicate herself to being Brad and Angelina's full time babysitter. Jennifer, looking erotically sexy in a see-thru black teddy from Victoria's Secret talked candidly with Mary while on the set of her latest motion picture,...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Madonna sign for celebrity surrogate

Angelina Jolie and Madonna sign for celebrity surrogate

Turkeybaste production chiefs were cock a hoop today when Hollywood A lister and media mammy Angelina Jolie agreed to participate in the first series of 'Celebrity surrogate' only hours after they had clinched a deal with newly divorced multi platinu...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Adopt Michael Jackson

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Adopt Michael Jackson

HOLLYWOOD (FMLiveWire) - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have expanded their family by adopting Michael Jackson. Jackson thus becomes the Hollywood couple's seventh child. Recent tabloid articles report that the radical Jackson adoption has saved...

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Funny story: Angelina-Jolie suffers an emotional breakdown in public after U.N. asks her to use birth control

Angelina-Jolie suffers an emotional breakdown in public after U.N. asks her to use birth control

New York, New York - Angelina-Jolie suffered an emotional breakdown at a press conference while promoting her new movie, "The Changeling" today. Just moments before, backstage, she had just been handed a personal communiqué from the U.N. Secretar...

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Funny story: U.N. appoints Angelina-Jolie to Special New Post: "Wet-Nurse" Envoy to the Third World

U.N. appoints Angelina-Jolie to Special New Post: "Wet-Nurse" Envoy to the Third World

New York, New York - In addition to her current responsibilities to the United Nations as its Goodwill Ambassador, the international award wining movie star/humanitarian, Angelina-Jolie, has just been appointed special "Wet-Nurse" envoy to the Third...

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Funny story: White House State Dinner Ruined By Flying Roaches

White House State Dinner Ruined By Flying Roaches

Washington DC-- Yesterday's State dinner held at the White House for the G-20 summit was marred by millions of enormous flying roaches. The white-tie event was to honor the most rich and powerful people in the world but it ended in a blizzard of bug...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie in Incontinence Shocker!

Angelina Jolie in Incontinence Shocker!

Brad Pitt has reportedly revealed to his back stabbing Doctor (who sold us this report for three trillion dollars, and to Hello! for 16 zillion) that Angelina Jolie has developed an incontinence problem. 'It's terrible' Brad reportedly told the Do...

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Funny story: Angelina dated Jen before Brad?!

Angelina dated Jen before Brad?!

This morning superstar actress Angelina Jolie revealed the truth of her and partner and father of her childrens Brad Pitt's relationship. In an interview with Cosmopolitan magazine she was asked how life at home was when she shockingly said: 'I...

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