Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'livid' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's Pussy when he returned home early from filming his latest movie.
Clooney, who is a frequent visitor to the home of Jolie and Pitt popped in to say hello - knowing full well his buddy, Brad, was away - that's when things took a turn for the worse.
Clooney, who is not gay, took a shine to Angelina's pussy and after caressing it gently began stroking it - that's when Brad burst in.
"I was shell shocked - Angelina's pussy sheds hair everywhere, especially when you stroke it - I told George that I did not appreciate the mess and asked him to vacuum the hair up immediately. I then proceeded to ask him to leave and reflect upon his actions - hopefully it will be the last time he is tempted to touch any of our pets - especially our cats!" Said Pitt, stroking his giant prize winning cock, Alfred.
