Angelina dated Jen before Brad?!

Funny story written by lauralouu

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

This morning superstar actress Angelina Jolie revealed the truth of her and partner and father of her childrens Brad Pitt's relationship.

In an interview with Cosmopolitan magazine she was asked how life at home was when she shockingly said:

'I'm tired of lying I have broken too many hearts. My love for Brad is a lie, a big lie to the whole world. But what's worse is Brad doesn't even know.' She confessed. 'While Brad and Jen were together, it was Jen I was after. We had a dirty, sordid affair.'

Jolie continued to say that after six months Friends star Jennifer Aniston ended the affair telling her it was Brad she wanted. Jolie spent two more agonising months heart broken when the opportunity to star in hit movie Mr and Mrs Smith along side, of course, Brad Pitt came along. She continued: 'I took it knowning how paranoid Jen would get that our secret would get out. This wasn't about my career it was about getting back at Jen.'

After hundreds of calls from Aniston begging Jolie to back out of the movie. Jolie found the sweetest revenge. 'I flirted and seduced him into bed after the second day of filming. He was terrible in bed and as boring as a pack of playing cards but it was just something I had to do.'

Can you beleive it? Neither can we! Who knows how Brad or Jennifer has taken this shocking revelation. What will happen next? Don't worry we'll keep you informed.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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