Tantrum State, Pakistan (IP) - An historic event occurred today in Pakistan that promises to bring about world peace and calm to the Middle East and the West.
Michael Chertoff's announcement of a "gut feeling" or "feeling in his gut" that the U.S. may be struck again by Al Qaeda terrorists should be commended and not subject to criticism by knit picking, hair splitting, cuff scoffin...
Sick of the lack of correctly trained terrorists Al-Quaeda has today announced plans to start a new gameshow where points will be awarded to teams of terrorists who manage to pull off an atrocity accurately. The show, which will be aired on popular n...
Omar Osama Bin Laden, the son of the al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, has moved out of the house he shares with his English wife Jane Felix-Browne after only three months of marriage.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - SANFORD, Fla. - A small plane carrying the husband of a NASCAR executive crashed into a neighborhood Tuesday and engulfed two houses in flames.
The terrorist group Al-Qaeda announced today that after several-failed attacks in the United Kingdom it had fired Osama Bin Laden as its manager.
A new Al-Qaeda curse for jihad calls for Muslims who don't subscribe to their radical form of beliefs to submit and have their eyebrow hairs plucked out one by one.
Police investigating the three failed car bombings in London and Glasgow, say they are a direct result of NHS waiting lists and other health service problems, and that many, many doc...
Islamabad - Al Qaida has announced that it will require drug testing for anyone who wants to join its organization. This move came after Al Qaida joined the Partnership For A Drugged Up Work Place.
Police investigating the two car bombs planted in Central London yesterday say that the Gay Pride festival could have been a target for the bombers.
As Bertie prepares to lead the Irish people for yet another 5 years, the number of black helicopter sightings in Irish skies has dramatically increased.
Rudy Giuliani announced his first major foreign policy initiative today, with the centerpiece being plans for an attack on Canada.
Riad Saudi Arabia - Microsoft's Vista operating system was developed by computer experts working for Ben Laden and the Al-Qaeda terrorist organization.
Due to lack of involvement in suicide bombings, Al-Qaeda announced today for a casting call for a new reality show called "Jihad Idol"...
Since the US froze and suspended all their bank accounts, Al-Qaeda have had to find a new source of money to fund their terror projects.
Baghdad, Iraq - Factional fighting broke out between Al Qaeda terrorists and Sunni militants resulting in the possible death of Al Qaeda leader, Adu Ayyub al-Masri, today; all in an apparent dispute over global warming, claim Sunni tribal fighters.
(Hollywood--CA) Steven Hirsch, President of adult entertainment behemoth Vivid Video, is a pornographer with a social conscience. "I was at the anti-Iraq war protest at the Pentagon a few weeks ago. And I see these five topless mothers each carr...
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