Tantrum State, Pakistan (IP) - An historic event occurred today in Pakistan that promises to bring about world peace and calm to the Middle East and the West.
Top members of Al Qaeda were turned over to the world court by their own members and the terrorist group has chosen new leaders and has called for an end to all hostilities and denounced terrorism in all forms and locations.
Their new leader Itskool Abdul told TheSpoof reporters that they had come to their senses and realized that you can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.
He said that they finally had realized that their self-destructive behavior was simply feeding the West's military-industrial complex which had almost whithered away after the end of the cold war and that Arab folks were not realizing any gain from their perpetual state of tantrum.
In related news criminal gangs all over the world said they were putting down their weapons and replacing them with shovels and hoes and would build gardens instead of criminal enterprises.
Both groups have realized that by diverting all of the energy that has been focused on negative, destructive activities that much could be gained to further the lives of their members through positive and rewarding enterprises.