Al Qaeda Calls for Eye Brow Plucking!

Funny story written by Jean Le Fete

Friday, 6 July 2007

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Al Quaida's #2 Al Zawahri

A new Al-Qaeda curse for jihad calls for Muslims who don't subscribe to their radical form of beliefs to submit and have their eyebrow hairs plucked out one by one.

In a new video Al-Quaeda's Number two al-Zawahri said, "May Allah pluck out your eyebrows and pick your nose!" The new tape, which appeared mysteriously on the steps of an Al Jazeera studio, calls on Muslims to unite and support Islamic Terrorism.

If they don't then Al-Zawari warns that Allah will pluck your eyebrows and pick your nose. While he doesn't mention the unibrow man who many claim is responsible for messed up bombings in Britain, the eyebrow plucking seems to be geared towards that event.

While some question the translation of the part regarding nose picking, sources who have had previous contact with Al-Zawari claim he has a bit of a nose fetish and this would be entirely in character for him. He frequently has noses cut off of enemies and collects them.

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