As Bertie prepares to lead the Irish people for yet another 5 years, the number of black helicopter sightings in Irish skies has dramatically increased.
A local radio DJ, Roy Durcy, said "The fookin' phones were hoppin'…We had sightings from Ballymun to even one over the Spire."
The airforce were scrambled amidst concerns that Al Qaeda were preparing to hit the word famous Guinness Brewery. Commander Sherlock "Hotwings" O Toole said he took the Airforce's plane around for a burn but nothing "official" to report.
The rest of the Airforce could not take to the skies as he was sick.
As the political landscape is set to change across the water,one can only assume more strange black helicopter sightings as Gordon Browne takes the helm.
Irish defence minister, Willy O Dea officially stated that no sightings had been made and in his own words "All a load of bollix!"
Conspiracy theorists were not happy.
Courtesy Of Rooters 2007