In a move nearly as mind-boggling as his winning the Nobel Peace Prize, it was today announced that President Barack Obama will be replacing the foot-injured Tom DeLay on ABC's ballroom-fest, "Dancing With The Stars." "It isn't something I'm rea...
Barrack Obama has won the Global "Pieces" award. Its awarded by the Glasgow Council every year for the world leader who makes the best sandwiches. This year Obama entered the traditional sandwich known to Glasgwegians as the "Piece and jam". T...
(New York-NY) Patriotic or Xenophobic, depending on if you are a regular viewer of Fox news, talk show host Rush Limbaugh's head exploded during a broadcast of "The Rush Limbaugh Show". Limbaugh was in the middle of an impassioned speech on President...
NEW YORK CITY - Radio talk show host, political pundit, and self-proclaimed world's most smartest individual Rush Limbaugh is asking that the Nobel Peace Prize Committee take a recount on President Barack Obama being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
Kabul/Afghanistan/ Aljazeera In Your Face Again - Moments after the international announcement of the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Hussein Obama, the Taliban called an international news conference to highlight new disturbing videos of...
United States President Barack Obama, after seven months in office and trying to get any of his programs going here and abroad, has received word that he has won the Nobel Peace Prize, for holding up the peace symbol during his earlier visits to Euro...
WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama has just been notified that he has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. He instantly said that although he greatly appreciates the gesture he is still mainly focused on the horrible state of the nation's eco...
STOCKHOLM [Huh?](ABSNN) -- President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize Friday announced the Nobel Committee from Stockholm (what Oslo? Norway? You're shitting me, right?). This suprised many of the over 200 nominees for the Prize due...
US President Barack Obama has been awarded a sainthood, a British knighthood and an MTV Video Music Award in addition to the Nobel Peace Prize he received earlier today. The series of moves have surprised political commentators, considering he is...
The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Barack Obama, President of the United States. The announcement was greeting with questioning and concern around the world as people did not understand how he helped to bring peace anywhere. After a quick inter...
Oslo, Norway/ Ripley's Believe it or Not Update - In a bizarre imitation of life imitating history, and bizarre history repeating itself, US President Barack Hussein Obama has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize at a time when the world resembles...
Washington - (Stitch-up): Barack Obama has been awarded the Global Piss Process's ultimate gong for blowing up US embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania and Nairobi, Kenya in August 1998. The prize, worth 10m Swedish kronor ($1.4m), was negotiated u...
In an incredible coincidence after the lost Gospel of St. Michael was found earlier this week, another one, the Gospel of St. Obama, was discovered in the ruins of the Lebanese town of Yanqi Kanonfodda. Here it is: 'Joseph was a carpenter, and verily took Mary of Kennerty as his wife, though Mary was of child. And Mary had a son, and that son was called Baraq Hussein Obama. And Obama was a wise...
PISSEDIN SPRINGS, FL (ABSNN) -- This sleepy southern town of 210 souls announced the Friday opening of of The Funny Funkers Hall of Fame located in nearby Sanford, Florida. "A bunch of us old folks were sitting around in the TV room of The Home la...
Washington DC: President Obama met with 150 medical doctors, from 50 states, to garner their support for his health care reform initiative. Subsequently at the White House, Democratic Party spin doctors met with the president, Press Secretary Gibbs a...
By using the latest in technology, scientists in both the United States, Britain and France have announced that they have discovered a ring floating above US President Barack Obama's head! "We knew he was wonderful but we had no idea that he was o...
Chicago, Illinois/ Late Breaking News from Secretary of Health,Education and Welfare - Attorney General Eric Holder, prodded by Obama to turn his attentions away from investigating the CIA, flew loudly into Chicago today to announce the President's a...
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