Kabul/Afghanistan/ Aljazeera In Your Face Again - Moments after the international announcement of the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Hussein Obama, the Taliban called an international news conference to highlight new disturbing videos of American Elementary School Children singing the praises of the Taliban and celebrating the collaboration of Obama and Mullah Mohammed Omar in the pretense of World Peace.
Interior @ Exterior Minister for the Taliban, Mullah Abdul Razug, said the catchy jingles were timed to be released shortly after the Quislings in Norway announced the Nobel Prize was awarded to Obama, in order to boost awareness of the continued cooperation between the current American Administration and the persecuted forces of the much maligned Taliban Terrorists for God Divine Party, known locally as "The Stones", a fundamentalist rock group.
Insiders at the United Nations, International Monetary Fund, and The World Bank hailed the award and said it was 'Pay Back" for the recent humiliation Obama received when he did not gain the City of Chicago the coveted 2016 Olympic Stimulus and Boondoggle Scheme.
Speaking off the record, a UN official said, "Hey....it was for everyone's good. By 2016 Chicago is going to look like Berlin in 1945, The dollar is going to be gone, the trains won't be running since all the rail road ties have been picked clean for weapons, and the country will be under Martial Law. Do you want to go to Chicago to see an African Transgender Athlete run the 100 in 3.2 seconds while ducking rail road ties and spears....I think NOT!"
Back at the news conference Mullah Razug started the tape rolling on one of the new videos, explaining there were 5 different versions for release, depending on regional viewers, previous polling results by Rasmussen commissioned by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Media Expert and Classic Clown, now Senator, Al Franken.
Here's a Preview from the first Tape:
Teachers gets control of uniformed rank and file kids wearing Large Obama T-Shirts and Displaying Flags from Around the World, not including the US.
Pitch pipe employed to start off on right note:
Barack Hussein Obama, He's our Man
He's tolt us to love the Tal i Ban
Barack Hussein Obama
Hmmm , Hmmm, Hmmm
Ain't no flies on dat Dawg's head
tolt us don't be scarit of that Tally hidin' under de Bed
Barack Hussein Obama
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm
Don't look now who's peekin in
Dat just be ole Idi checkin back in
Barack Hussein Obama
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm
Tribal war and Genocide; time to sharpen the kitchen knife
Cause he taught us how to deal with dis racial strife
Barack Hussein Obama
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm
rest of you 'mericans don't get your panties in a bunch
Muslim Supremacy bigger dan dis economic crunch
just keep sleeping on, ole Barry goin eat your lunch
Barack Hussein Obama
Yummmm, Yummmm, Yummm!
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