United Kingdom Armed forces minister Bobby Lamesworth told the British press that England's dames may soon be manning the battlements in defense of John Bull's island and in offense for cheap oil. "We are studying the matter. In testimony from...
1. Asian ladies know that they are superior to mere men in all facets of life and expect to be treated accordingly. 2. Asian ladies do not want equality; they demand control. 3. Asian ladies have femininity in spades. They know all the tricks and enjoy using them. A passing smile can reduce a man to a blithering idiot in nanoseconds. 4. Asian ladies pay a lot of attention to their appeara...
Harriet Harman has announced a radical new plan to increase the number of women in senior positions in government, industry and the professions. Announcing the plan, she states that it is taking far too long for women to attain the top jobs. There ne...
For the first time in its illustrious history, the RAF's Red Arrows Diamond Nine display team have admitted a female pilot into their ranks. Flight Lieutenant Kristy Moore will join the team in September, having been the only female pilot to have...
At 1-0 down, it was always going to an enormous task for Arsenal to square things up in their Champions League semi-final second leg against Manchester United tonight, but fielding their women's team was never going to be enough, and so it proved.
Sisters rejoice! The women of Nigeria have issued their partners with an ultimatum: Either you guys sort out a solution to the tribal differences and feuds which so afflict our great nation, or we women will go on sex strike. It's that simple. No tru...
There Are At Least EIGHT Types of orgasm for a woman: 1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes.... 2 The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.... 3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No.... 4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming.... 5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God.... 6. The Userer - Ahh, More, More, More.... 7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you.
Samantha Neighbors of Mountain View, California is taking a construction company there to court after receiving severe dog bites and scratches from falling, which she blames on the crew. "This all started with those moron construction workers who...
Ten Reasons Why Western Women Are Better Than Asian Ladies 1. Western women recognize your drinking problem as their key to getting laid. 2. Western women make blindness seem less of a handicap. 3. Western women can shove the car home when it breaks down. 4. Western women can slap you into submission without using their hands (Thanks to the S n' M crowd for that one). 5. You can s...
Following the unanticipated success of yet another testosterone-driven, never-ending car chase movie, women are objecting to the side effects experienced after the movie's viewing. What apparently started as an amicable and routine movie genre trade...
In a dramatic development in SWAT Valley, the 17-year old girl who was last seen in the video has revealed that with help of few women, they have been able to return the favor the Taliban had meted to her in public few days back. She not only con...
Afghan President Karzai has shocked the world, especially the female half of it with a series of laws designed to win the support of the shia population of the beleaguered country. Under the new laws, paedophilia will be allowed, as girls will be...
- Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you've had in the past. - Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. - A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet. - You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home. - A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it. - When you are done with a Chri...
Just like the good ole boys, women are having some wild parties these days and are proving to be just as stupid. In Nagal, New Mexico, Barbara Finto decided to throw a party for six of her best friends with no guys around. She ordered lots of Chin...
When you go fishin' and you catch somethin', that's good. If you're making love and you catch somethin', that's bad. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither…and want to know how many other fish you caught. Fish don't complain if you light up a smoke right after you catch them. You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you l...
1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time. 2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. 3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go" 4) Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection. 5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. 6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations. 7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the...
1. Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth. 2. You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear. 3. Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather. 4. Cottonmouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease. 5. Nuttin' beats mutton. 6. Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel. 7. Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you t...
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