- Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you've had in the past.
- Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
- A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
- You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
- A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
- When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
- A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
- A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
- A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
