Apparently, what goes around, comes around. Last week the First Lady, Michelle Obama, was pictured holding a voluptuous sweet potato newly harvested from her garden. To some, the potato resembled the sexual organs of a very well endowed man of colo...
Dateline Kenya - According to the New York Times Sunday Magazine, Michelle Obama is unhappy with her status as First Lady and also the fact that Barack is spending more quality time on the golf course with his buddies than with her and the two girls.
Hollywood was abuzz today with renewed gossip about the First Lady's rumoured split with self absorbed husband, Barry, after pictures of Michelle sitting on George Clooney's lap were leaked on Twitter! Clooney, visiting the White House unescorted...
WASHINGTON D.C. - In a joint move which did nothing but provoke even more speculative inside the Beltway discussion, President and Mrs. Obama both issued further denials of any pre-arranged, co-conspiratorial wrong doing on their part, regarding any…
CBS Anchor Howard Arenstein was arrested by Narcotic Officers after neighbors in Washington complained of illegal agricultural activity in a residential neighborhood. Arriving at the scene, officers found an International Harvester Combine Machin...
A newly repentant President Barry Obama, having 'come to Jesus' a few hours ago, was forced to clarify his relationship with soon to be departed House Senior Advisor Rahm Emanuel, a former Ballet Dancer saying, "I did not have sex with that man!"...
Washington - (Star Bores): Is America's First Lady conducting a military agenda of her very own, flanked by a covert ET army of nuke-busting aliens? Or are the 'nuke-busting ET' headlines today just a cover story behind some further grim revelatio...
Media experts have been observing a recent trend in how seemingly simple events are portrayed by our news sources. Radical interpretations of ordinary incidents in the lives of the famous seem to be going through major distortions. How we perceive events in our reality is colored by prejudices, opinions and attitudes that we already have present in our minds. Nowhere is this more evident t...
HARLEM - The Rev. Al Sharpton, who is known as "The Protector of The Unprotected," offered his two cents worth at a dinner honoring Michael Vick's return to sanity. Rev. Sharpton said "Ya know sumtin y'all. I sho nuff be likin' dis Sarah Palin wom...
For years, Darwin's theories involving humans and apes, and whether or not both shared a common ancestor, was always lacking definitive proof in the form of fossilized remains of the theorized creature. That issue exists no more: a complete fossil...
London - (The Godfather): The White House has yet to confirm what is still an exciting but unsubstantiated rumor. But in London the news has spread like wildfire that Florence Rose Dandelion's godparents are none other than President Barack and...
First Lady Michelle Obama has seen a drop in her approval rating, largely due to her trip to Spain where she and her entourage enjoyed luxurious accommodations. Conservative pundits have called her a modern-day Marie Antoinette for taking such an ext...
Unable to find time to be with her husband on his birthday, Michelle Obama, called by New York Daily News reporter, Andrea Tantaros, a "Modern-day Marie Antoinette" for her extravagant holiday in Spain, visited a bar in Sacromonte, Granada in Souther...
First Lady Michelle Obama took a vacation in Europe this week, igniting a firestorm of scandal about Beltway insiders. "A vacation in Europe?" wept Fox News Crier Glen Beck. "Do I have to draw you a picture? Lenin took a vacation to Europe. Karl M...
"Easy come, easy go," said designer draped first lady Michelle Obama, as she casually blew off her recent 4 day trip to Marabella, Spain with 50 of her entourage which erased her husband's recent windfall Nobel Prize stipend! According to DC insi...
DUBUQUE, Iowa - GOP talk show host Glenn Beck was in Dubuque on a book signing tour of his latest book entitled, How The Hell Can I Have So Much Common Sense And Still Be So Downright Stupid?" During the book signing he met one of Vice-President...
Washington - (Numerology News): Five planets in an explosive astrology T-Square on the President's birthday and the First Lady's off slumming it where?? "He's a big boy now," the CIA's Head of Numerology commented today as Michelle and daughter Sa...
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