Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 26 October 2010

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Pussy Or Sweet Potato?

Apparently, what goes around, comes around. Last week the First Lady, Michelle Obama, was pictured holding a voluptuous sweet potato newly harvested from her garden. To some, the potato resembled the sexual organs of a very well endowed man of color.

Now, some might say that this sweet potato looked more like an average everyday potato and that Michelle embraced it without the slightest puerile thought. One woman's sexual libido object is another woman's sweet potato pie. Well, if that was all there was to the story, there would be no story.

Evidently, whether put there by a practical joker or merely an accidental encounter, it was reported by Washington Beltway insiders that Michelle found the President in bed the following morning with, you guessed it, a sweet potato.

Although most media poombahs didn't have the guts to compare this incident to the sexual encounter between Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton, both involved an inanimate object; with Clinton it was a cigar, but with Barack Oboma it was a sweet potato.

Obviously, more to follow.....

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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