It was announced today that President Hava Nodinnajaquet of Iran is to receive the Nobel Prize next month. President Hava Nodinnajaquet - sometimes mistaken for an ignorant, warmongering, nuclear-obsessed peasant called Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - when...
Classified Mi6 documents that were leaked this week, have revealed some surprising facts about the actions of the British Secret Service. However by far the most unexpected of these was the fact that Mi6 worked with famed comic actor Jerry Lewis...
Interviewed at the Old Soldier's Rest Home & Canteen, former General Norman Schwarzkopf spoke to reporters yesterday about how he could've dealt with the War on Terror a little differently: I could've gone through the whole of Iraq like a bowie knife through hot shit if they had wanted me too. I could have then crushed Iran and cut off that little dictator's nuggets in North Korea within si...
The President of Iran, Mahmoud Have-a-no-dinnajacket, has today squashed all rumours that he is in any way the least bit ill and confirmed that he is actually very sick instead. A spokesman for the President, Ali Oopsadaisy has instructed the medi...
Isfahan, Iran - (X-Files Mess): Iranian security sources have blamed Mossad-trained pigeons for a sustained espionage campaign on the country's top secret UFO retro-engineering base near Tabriz. The top secret bunker has been the country's very ow...
Following attempts from Israel to garner US support in helping them attack Iran, president Bush has stepped in and put his foot down in the matter. A statement from the State Department, ordered by the president, read: "The green light is tota...
Indian Ocean - (WTF? Mess): Somali pirates are maintaining a tense stand-off with US whoreships after ramming an Iranian vessel and seizing its cargo of a crashed UFO. The downed craft had been seen menacing the Rev Sun Myung Moon's chopper over T...
Tel Aviv, Israel: Several B1 Lancer bombers, each with a Saudi Arabian flag painted on its vertical stabilizer and Arabic writing on the nose have landed here. The aircraft and flight crews were initially detained, as technically Saudi Arabia is stil...
President Bush is so worried about the upcoming elections that he has recruited Persian Mystic; Muhammad Hafez Akbar Dorogh to mastermind a November 4th victory for Johnny Mac. Bush was quoted as saying. ¨we don't want any of them Democratics in t...
Tehran Iran, 19 August 2008: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran, is resting comfortably in a Tehran Hospital. The doctors will only say that he suffered bruises and lacerations in a fall from a great height. The CIA tells another story. About...
French President Nicholas Sarkozy and US first term Senator and soon to be World Premier Barack Hussein Obama confronted Iran's dictators from thousands of miles away. Sarkozy frocked stylishly in a Pierre Cardin three piece suit with a silk pink...
The Iran government has said that it has forbidden the Iran Olympic team to travel to the Olympic Games event in China because of the unfair pressure America is giving it.
In Iran nine criminals have been sentenced to death by stoning but the Iran government has said they will use smaller stones this time because USA and European leaders say "the punishment is barbarism".
Desperate republican hopeful senator John McCain has come forward with a 'Dodgy looking' dossier of what he claimed were CIA documents showing that "Iran could wield weapons of mass destruction in only 22.5 minutes that's half the ti...
Earlier this week Iran released photos of missile tests that turned out to be enhanced. Today secret sources have released new photos they claim show real missiles equiped with real nuclear (or nucular in Busheese) war heads.
Tony Blair, self-appointed 'peace envoy' to the Middle East, was today close to tears as it was revealed that his planned trip to Gaza has been cancelled due to a security threat against him.
Repub candie John McCain has advanced a secret foreign policy initiative to spread cancer causing agents into the lungs of Iranians. Tar, nicotine and toxic chemical additives are being shipped to Iran in the guise of US produced cigarettes.
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