French President Nicholas Sarkozy and US first term Senator and soon to be World Premier Barack Hussein Obama confronted Iran's dictators from thousands of miles away.
Sarkozy frocked stylishly in a Pierre Cardin three piece suit with a silk pink shirt and a puice designer tie and Obama decked out in a Louis Vuton urbane three button cotton pin stripe stared down the nuclear obsessed aggressor from Persia.
"There will be no messiness in the Sarkozy-Obama Pax Metrosexualana", read the opening line of the Franco-American Manifesto. "We have both arranged our lives and our wardrobes for the kind of neatness and order that will never permit Middle East mushroom clouds or any other, even, similar wrinkles. We have perfect wives and perfect children and, of course, you have noticed that we are dressed, well, perfectly! Let that be a lesson to any nation that dares to muss our wishes for, well, a perfect peace..."
