Written by Judge Retort

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

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Diplomacy -- Middle-eastern Style

Following attempts from Israel to garner US support in helping them attack Iran, president Bush has stepped in and put his foot down in the matter.

A statement from the State Department, ordered by the president, read:

"The green light is totally out of the question! A different color must be used because everyone knows that green is offensive to Iran's religious fundamentalists.

"As a matter of fact, we just checked this out this week over tea with Der Führer Ahmadinnerjacket of Iran."

A follow-up statement the next day was quick to apologise for the President's latest mispronunciation gaf.

The Presdident personally appeared on television to say: "Yep -- Ah mispoke again. Ah'm sorry. Ah meant: Der Führer Afterdinnerjog. Uh... Armadillojab? Dagnabit! ... Laurra! Get in here and help me out, woman!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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