Several furniture stores in South London appear to have bucked the current economic trend, and have reported a marked increase in the sales of living room furniture, particularly armchairs and footstools, says a report. Two stores, Feather & B...
Hull City, the 'Premiership newboys', whose League form away from their KC Stadium has, by far, outstripped their displays at it, have applied to the FA to play all their remaining fixtures away. The Tigers have lost four of their nine home games...
Chelsea FC last night took positive steps to help cash-strapped supporters with a phenomenal gesture of goodwill in the run up to what looks like being a harsh festive period for many. At last night's CL clash with CFR Cluj the club gave every sup...
Chelsea manager Luiz Felipe 'Big Phil' Scolari is hovering on the brink of a severe mental meltdown according to friends and club insiders. The pressure on Big Phil - who once chased a player around a training ground threatening to cave his effin...
Following the collapse late last night of Chelsea Football Club after the sudden and unfortunate death of Mr. Roman Abramovich, UEFA have announced that the team drawn out of the hat to recieve the blue's Champions League history and current place in...
The Premier League has gone BONKERS! On Sunday, Chelsea lost once again at their Stamford Bridge 'fortress', and tonight, at Anfield, Liverpool once again failed to score a goal, and had to be content with a 0-0 draw against West Ham, yes, that's...
Chelsea, the team who, until recently, went 86 games unbeaten at their Stamford Bridge fortress, now can't seem to win there, and lost there again today, 2-1 to north London rivals Arsenal. The Blues suffered a 1-0 defeat to Liverpool on October 2...
After only 5 months in the job, Chelsea manager Luiz Felipe Scolari has indicated that he is not entirely happy with things at Stamford Bridge, and will leave if the Blues don't beat Cluj in their next Champions League fixture. Chelsea drew 1-1 wi...
Didier Drogba was charged today by the police with criminal damage following the partial demolition of Stamford Bridge, when the Chelsea striker threw his wallet into the stand causing £1m worth of damage. The act of throwing the wallet caused Dro...
Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool football clubs have been called into FA headquarters to '...explain what the fu*k they are playing at'. FA Chaiman Brian Balddick called an urgent meeting with the Owners and Managers of the clubs concerned to get t...
A bad night at the office, turned into a bad day at the office today, as Chelsea striker Didier Drogba was told he can expect a life ban from English football grounds for throwing a coin into a group of Burnley fans at last night's Carling cuptie, wh...
Chelsea, the team assembled by Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich at a cost of more than £450million, were humbled by Championship side Burnley in their Carling Cup-tie at Stamford Bridge last night, and their era as one of the top English teams is...
Chelsea defender Ashley Cole has been ruled out for up to 10 days after sustaining a calf injury after his side's 5-0 win over Sunderland. Cole had gone to a local farm to 'relax' after the game, and had decided to 'look at' the young calves in a...
Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari has a crisis on his hands ahead of Saturday's game with Sunderland at Stamford Bridge, after a breakfast-time incident in which a mouthful of Weetabix became stuck in his moustache. Scolari, 59, regularly eats C...
Chelsea have reacted with a swiftness rarely seen in recent football history, by sacking their Brazilian coach Luis Felipe Scolari, after their 86-game unbeaten home run went out of the window when they were beaten 1-0 at Stamford Bridge by Liverpool...
Hull City moved level on points with Premier League leaders Chelsea and Liverpool after a thrilling win over Black Country idiots West Bromwich Albion this afternoon. Albion played out of their skins in the first half, and pinned Hull back, but af...
Hull City, everyone's favourites for relegation, are back up to third place in the Premier League tonight after beating cash-strapped West Ham 1-0 at the KC Stadium this afternoon. In front of a record 24,896 crowd, Hull dominated the early stages...
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