Liverpool Fail To Score At Anfield Again

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 1 December 2008

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The Premier League has gone BONKERS!

On Sunday, Chelsea lost once again at their Stamford Bridge 'fortress', and tonight, at Anfield, Liverpool once again failed to score a goal, and had to be content with a 0-0 draw against West Ham, yes, that's right, West Ham!

It's the third time that Liverpool fans have had to sit through a terrible 'no score bore' at Anfield this season, after similar embarrassing draws against Stoke and Fulham, and boss Rafa Benitez may well be wondering where the next home win is going to come from.

West Ham snuffed out every half-chance Benitez' men made, and could have won themselves, were it not for the fact that they are woeful all over the pitch.

Liverpool fans were yawning long before the end, and about a dozen had to be woken up by stewards, as they were creating a disturbance with their snoring.

Former Liverpool and Scotland player Alan Hansen said:

"It's another clean sheet. For both teams."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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