MELBOURNE, Australia - Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd is fit to be tied to the tallest Eucalyptus tree in the Australian outback. American comedian Robin Williams was 'down under' to see about purchasing a male and female kangaroo, along wit...
BRISBANE, Australia - Ashley Tisdale has just completed work on the Thunderstruck Motion Picture Company's movie Lip Syncing Down In Kangaroo Land. The movie which is a romance musical deals with the infamous 2009 Britney Spears concert tour in wh...
Just to prove the fact that humans are, WELL, pretty ugly, generally, thousands of them stripped off their clothes in front of the Sydney Opera house and proved the point! Fatties, skinnies, pregnant women, beer-gutted fathers, balding women/men,...
SYDNEY - One of Australia's most famous photographers Spencoli Turnapelli has just photographed 5,200 nude Aussies to set the new world's record for most naked people in a photograph. Turnapelli was asked how in the world he managed to accomplish...
VANCOUVER - One of the best members of the Australian ice hockey team Joshua Brismantle has been sent back home to Perth, Australia. It seems that Brismantle was somehow able to sneak his pet kangaroo Hoppity Hop, onto the plane in Melbourne, Aust...
Scottish tennis sensation Andre Hagassi is cutting a swath through top seeds here at this year's Australian Open. Wearing a tartan outfit that looks more suited to the woman's game Hagassi has been using aggression and a power game to defeat more...
Melbourne (AAP) is a remarkable city for many reasons, but most notable is the unusual behaviour of its criminals. In a city of 3.5 million people, not a single Greek, Italian, Vietnamese, English, German or Anglo-Saxon person has been killed or...
The Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd is currently in hospital today after suffering an acute attack of being tongue twisted due to a speech he made recently. The following is a snippet from the tricky speech: "Part of the problem lies in wh...
Australians are in uproar because of a cartoon printed in an Indian tabloid depicting all Australian cops as KKK (Ku Klux Klan) members. It is not quite the same uproar that nearly caused WW3 by a certain Danish tabloid which printed a certai...
After yet another world beating New Year's firework display, with a blue theme, to reflect the blue skies and blue water of Australia, Sydney Harbour Bridge, that iconic symbol of Australia was today declared unsafe. "Some bloody drongo boffin ove...
Australia have been caught up in their most desperate crisis since England's cricket team stuffed them in the Ashes it's called the, "Brit Binge Drinking Sickness!" Things have become so desperate in Australias main cities at the weekends that the...
An incredible subversive plot has been uncovered in America that could erode the very foundations of our democracy. Angered over the U.S.'s alleged covert interference with their politics in the ousting of Prime Minister Gough Whitlam in 1975, Aus...
Forecasters who have been predicting a complete reversal of the Earth polarity have come up with startling new claims. Scientists at the Centre for Research And Prediction, better known as C.R.A.P. have recently discovered that a 180 degree flip i...
Canberra, Australia - Prime Minister Rudd responded today to the storm of criticism that Australia has received for permitting a 16 year old girl to sail alone around the world. "Well, while we don't like to speak of it, abortions in Australia are...
Outback, Australia - Meryl Streep, who swears she only looked away for a second, has lost her toddler in a bizarre story of trains and dingos. Security footage is unclear, but some are saying that the stroller looked pushed on to the tracks. Othe...
It's just been announced that UK rapper The Full Inch is to fly to Sydney, Australia to meet with sexy girl band the Bonkettes with a view to a guest spot at the Sydney Opera House leg of the band's world tour. Bonkettes lead singer, BJ Swallow to...
Sydney, Australia was put on red alert as clouds of red dust attacked the city! Many Aussies after seeing the latest Aljazeera Int. news bulletin regarding North Korean "Nukes" rushed into their cellars, "barbies an all mate" fearing that the fuck...
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