Forecasters who have been predicting a complete reversal of the Earth polarity have come up with startling new claims.
Scientists at the Centre for Research And Prediction, better known as C.R.A.P. have recently discovered that a 180 degree flip in polarity will have an adverse affect on human behaviour.
Professor Peter Popkiss told us from his laboratory in Cambridge. "This is a startling find. We believe that inhabitants of the Northern Hemisphere will take on characteristics of those from the Southern Hemisphereand vice versa. In short, Australians will adopt manners, start drinking gin and tonic and choose Volvos as their family vehicle of choice, whilst Europeans will develop a propensity for throwing boomerangs and having sex with sheep."
Digger Coleman, a sheep farmer of Adelaide, Australia refuted the claims, saying that professor Popkiss was probably 'an inadequate Pom, who more than likely suffers from impotence and fantasises about having sex with his mother'(sic).
Nice to see the predicted reversal hasn't started yet, then.
