Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

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RED Indian caught up in the RED dusts of Sydney sees RED, praying for Aborigines and North Korea!

Sydney, Australia was put on red alert as clouds of red dust attacked the city!

Many Aussies after seeing the latest Aljazeera Int. news bulletin regarding North Korean "Nukes" rushed into their cellars, "barbies an all mate" fearing that the fucking daft North Koreans had dropped a "Nuke" on Ayres Rock!

Indigenous Aborigines were dancing around their totem poles and painting their faces expecting to meet their maker while white Aussies turned red in the face!

The ferocious "atomic like" winds blew the red dust mingled with rain into Sydney and even surfers had to dump their boards and rush to the nearest "Baywatch Babes"!

The Australian government issued a debriefing message and the red alert was withdrawn leaving only blinded, dumbfounded, white (by now pretty red!) Aussies clearing up their "barbies" and accusing the moronic North Koreans of attempting to start world war 3!

Meanwhile Aborigines terminated their "dances of death" and returned to getting pissed out of their brains, just like nothing had happened!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Australia

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