Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 8 January 2010

image for Australians in diplomatic uproar with India after KKK racist cartoon is printed, Aborigines know all about it!
Aussie police adopt a brand new "KKK" look thanks to a racist cartoon in an Indian tabloid! Hari Krishna!

Australians are in uproar because of a cartoon printed in an Indian tabloid depicting all Australian cops as KKK (Ku Klux Klan) members.

It is not quite the same uproar that nearly caused WW3 by a certain Danish tabloid which printed a certain Danish cartoon depicting the GREAT ONE as a T*******T.

It is certainly enough though for Australia to withdraw all humanitarian help to India i.e. Call centres manned by blind, deaf, IT workers and a cloned version of Skippy the Kangaroo who street-boxes for charity in Calcutta.

Australia have even threatened to withdraw all Koala bears residing in Indian Zoos devouring tons of eucalyptus leaves for humane reasons: Eucalyptus leaves are cooked by slummed Indians and used as a means to get f*****g stoned (at least one pleasure in life!)!

Such is the uproar in Canberra over the cartoon.

The Chief of Australian police actually thought the clothing worn by the KKK cartoon figure was "quite becoming" and has ordered that all Aussie cops should be issued with a KKK look-alike uniform!

Aborigines were last seen escaping in droves towards Ayers Rock/Uluru mumbling "racist bastards" in perfect Hindu!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Racism, Australia

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