Angelina Jolie and Shrek the ogre are now happily married in their swamp habitat. Angelina admits the hardest part of their marriage is cleaning the green stains Shrek leaves on the blankets. Shrek the ogre now must deal with attempts by his wife...
Today actress Angelina Jolie visits a farm to adopt a pig named Johnson who is afflicted with the pandemic swine flu. She says, its the least she can do to help out during the potential crisis. This virus is a mix of human, pig and bird strains t...
HOLLYWOOD - With the sudden departure of Nicolette Sheridan's character Edie Britt, Wisteria Lane will soon be having a new resident. The show's producers have asked Angelina Jolie to join the "Desperate Housewives" cast and she has agreed. Jol...
In a shock confession in Heat Magazine, Angelina Jolie has announced that she's sick and tired of being a mother and intends to retire at the end of the year. "It's just all getting a little too much for me" she confessed. "Six children, 50% of...
Madonna Louise Ciccone has attacked Brad Pitt for adopting a child 'illegally' and sneaking the child out of her native country, hidden inside a large luggage bag. She said the man should never have visited an impoverished country with the sole in...
After hubby, Brad Pitt, allegedly moved out of their place last week, Angelina Jolie was spotted once again on the set of her latest flick, Salt, in New York City this week wearing a fur-trimmed cape along with what looked to be a beautiful matching...
Angelina Jolie and Madonna have joined forces to produce a new book/guide to adopting children from less developed countries. The stars describe themselves as "full of Knowledge" when it comes to this topic. The book called "Adopting foreign kids"...
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's PR agent has made a special, shock announcement this morning that his clients have just adopted an orphaned goldfish by the name of Ju Ju from the Chinese province of Xing Xing Chikan. Ju Ju is pronounced Seafood Delig...
Hollywood, California - Angelina Jolie recently confessed in an interview that she and Brad Pitt like to take baths together but failed to mention what kind of baths and with someone or something watching. "They take 'Mr. Bubble' baths together,"...
Brad Pitt has moved out after a furious bust-up with wife, Angelina Jolie as friends fear the couple is heading for an ugly legal battle that will tear their whole family apart according to rumors. The site says it has also learned Brad plans to a...
Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped! In the now classic...
HOLLYWOOD - Playguy Magazine is thrilled to announce that Angelina Jolie has finally agreed to appear in a nude layout in the number one men's magazine in America. The 33-year-old beauty agreed to appear in the Playguy spread for a reported $4 mil...
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna fresh from divorcing Guy Ritchie and dating A-Rod, and a teenage Brazilian male model revealed to ABC's Barbara Walters that she finds OctuMom positively sexy. Madonna said that the mother of 14 has the most sensuously erot...
PARIS - In perhaps one of the most unusual adoptions in the history of adoptions Angelina Jolie who is 33, and her live-in partner, Brad Pitt who is 45, are making plans to adopt Madonna who is 50. Brad and Angelina, aka Brangelina, have three bio...
Actress Angelina Jolie has said she is fine after discovering that husband Brad Pitt has allowed his former girlfriend Jennifer Aniston to stroke his average sized penis! Aniston, who was just passing the Pitt/Jolie house heard a familiar noise em...
Actress Angelina Jolie is said to be furious after discovering that husband Brad Pitt has allowed his former girlfriend Jennifer Aniston to stroke his massive cock! Aniston, who was just passing the Pitt/Jolie house heard a familiar noise emitting...
Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'not bothered' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's vagina when he returned home early from filming his latest movie. Clooney, who is a frequent visitor to the home of J...
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