Written by Robert W. Armijo

Monday, 6 April 2009

image for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt take "Mr. Bubble" Baths together; she says he's so dirty that he likes to do it with a Rubber Ducky...watching
"Did you run the hot water? Yes. Did you get the "Mr. Bubble" bath? Yes. Did you have the rubber ducky? Yes."

Hollywood, California - Angelina Jolie recently confessed in an interview that she and Brad Pitt like to take baths together but failed to mention what kind of baths and with someone or something watching.

"They take 'Mr. Bubble' baths together," confirmed Marie Marquez, a former Jolie-Pitt housekeeper. "I know because I had to go out in the middle of the night and buy it for them."

According to Marquez, Jolie runs the hot water, drawing a bath for them as the kids sleep, making their alone special time together.

"I ask Angelina, 'Why do you like taking bubble baths with Senior Pitt?" says Marquez. "But every time she says nothing to me. She just blushes, giggles and runs away."

In addition to having to buy the Jolie-Pitts "Mr. Bubble" bath soap, Marquez often finds herself picking up a rubber ducky from time to time as well.

"I never ask her about what they do with the rubber ducky," says Marquez. "I just throw them away afterwards."

Marquez says that after each bath she has to clean up and notices that the bill on the rubber ducky is often worn down, the yellow paint stripped off and the plastic button on the bottom that makes the squeaking noise is missing.

"I don't know what they do with all those rubber duckies while they're taking a bath together," says Marquez. "But I have to throw them away afterwards because they are no good anymore. Not even for the children to play with."

Marquez says that one day Jolie walked into the bathroom to find one of the children taking a "Mr. Bubble" bath and playing with a rubber ducky, only to let out a scream and pass out on the bathroom floor.

"After that day, Angelina told me to never let the kids take a 'Mr. Bubble' bath and play with rubber duckies ever again," said Marquez. "She never told me why and never asked."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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