Written by Atticus Finch

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

image for Angelina Not Bothered After Brad Pitt Lets Ex Girlfriend Jennifer Aniston Have A Stroke Of His Penis - For Old Times Sake
It's soo cute

Actress Angelina Jolie has said she is fine after discovering that husband Brad Pitt has allowed his former girlfriend Jennifer Aniston to stroke his average sized penis!

Aniston, who was just passing the Pitt/Jolie house heard a familiar noise emitting from the home - and immediately recognized the sound to belong to none other than Brad's penis, which, according to many, has a very distinctive call.

"I knocked on the door and asked Brad if I could see his knob, for old times sake, he agreed - and I spent the afternoon stroking and playing with Brad's Johnson!"

Jolie, who returned home during the Dick stroking session was said to be 'just like the cat who got the cream' - so, coincidentally, was Aniston.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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