George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Vagina - Brad Pitt Doesen't Give A Toss

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Tuesday, 24 March 2009

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Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'not bothered' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's vagina when he returned home early from filming his latest movie.

Clooney, who is a frequent visitor to the home of Jolie and Pitt popped in to say hello - knowing full well his buddy, Brad, was away - that's when things did NOT take a turn for the worse.

Clooney, who is not gay, took a shine to Angelina's clitoris and after caressing it gently began stroking it - that's when Brad burst in.

"I was shell shocked - Angelina's cunt sheds hair everywhere, especially when you stroke it - I told George that I did not appreciate the mess and asked him to vacuum the hair up immediately. I then proceeded to ask him to leave and reflect upon his actions - hopefully it won't be the last time he is tempted to touch my wife's minge, as I really do not mind!" Said Pitt, stroking his giant prize winning penis.

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