It has been revealed that the pilot of the President's plane that flew over New York City, the one that was accompanied by several military jets, the one that sent thousands of workers out of office buildings and running wildly in the streets, was ac...
Cletus Huckabee IV, President of the Redneck Association of America, has one thing to say to actor, screenwriter, performer Billy Bob Thornton. "SHUT THE F*&% UP". After enduring the scorn of millions of Youtubers for his scornful treatment of...
WELLINGTON, Fla. [UPI] The death of 21 polo horses at a competition in Florida this past weekend has confounded a team of veterinarians but fingers are pointing to a rather unique suspect - Garth 'Happy' Bronstein, Polo Player. Garth, or as his co...
Rahm Emanuel, Obama's chief of staff has quit his position in the White House and has joined the father/son team from Britain's Got Talent; the Stavros Flatley Dancers. Emanuel is actually a graduate of the Evanston School of Ballet and the Sarah...
There's not a lot about Osama Bin Laden the world doesn't already know. However all that changed today as western society's 'Most Wanted Man' announced that he is getting ready to independently produce a reality show about the sport of curling. A...
In the anticipation of a rise in temperatures brought on by global warming, Canadians are being urged by their federal government to stockpile snow. Alex Isbister, Canadian federal Minister of Environment, broadcast his 'snow collecting protocol'...
Susan Boyle has beat a hasty retreat to her hometown, fearful that her dream of winning the competition 'Britain's Got Talent' may not come true, as a young, vibrant singer with perky breasts and questionable morals made her debut last night. Can...
Finland took part in an extensive study last spring to ascertain mental images associated with different countries. Unfortunately, results show that it ranks just above Iran as a welcoming destination for inquisitive foreigners. Minister for F...
Leading members of The Writer's Guild of America are meeting tonight in Los Angeles to discuss whether veteran political commentator Bob Novak's brain tumor is funny. "Normally these things are felt to be considered in bad taste," remarked vetera...
A very strong manure-like odor has permeated the city of London and officials expect it to stick around until Tuesday.
Angelino Ferraro, 56, of the Bronx in New York City, was arrested and charged with scalping tickets to events surrounding Pope Benedict XVI visit to the United States.
A new survey commissioned by the County of Los Angeles has discovered that a whopping 96.7% of the citizens of the city believe they live in a smelly, concrete covered, rat infested hellhole, with little or no attractive vegetation and can't understand why anyone would want to visit.
New York City - Mayor Bloomberg today announced a new bylaw in New York City aimed at targeting the obese of the city. The new bylaw stipulates that anyone eating hamburger at any of the thousands of eating establishments in the city, will be requir...
John Archibald Wheeler, the American theoretical physicist who coined the term, black hole, has passed away at home in Hightstown, New Jersey.
Grammy Award winning singer, Alicia Keys, has stated that she believes Gangsta Rap was a government controlled conspiracy; a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. Furthermore, she states, the dispute betw...
In an effort to appease the homeowner of a cat killed by an errant artillery shell near a testing range in Rockaway Township, New Jersey, the United States Army has agreed to fulfil the wishes of cat owner Cheryl Angle. The cat, Sarah, will be buried...
Several employees of the financial management firm Bear Stearns & Co. have come forward to lay blame for it's banking meltdown on one particular individual; the company librarian.
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