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Funny story: Snake Foils Bank Robbery In Progress

Snake Foils Bank Robbery In Progress

West Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - A civic minded serpent slithering past a First National Bank window on South Federal Highway this morning foiled a bank robbery in progress. The serpent was a very long Python that had been let loose by an owner who c...

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Funny story: Mittens Stolen

Mittens Stolen

HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY (AP Newsliar) -- Three little kittens lost their mittens this morning in an apparent burglary, police reported today.

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Funny story: Seagull Moves Up

Seagull Moves Up

A seagull in Aberdeen which used to steal packets of crisps from a newsagent, much to the amusement of locals, was today arrested whilst trying to rob a petrol station at gunpoint.

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Funny story: Winona Ryder Finally Answers Questions On Shoplifting Incident

Winona Ryder Finally Answers Questions On Shoplifting Incident

Actress Winona Ryder has finally come clean and opened up to reporters on her famous December, 2001 shoplifting incident at a California Sak's Fifth Avenue. Speaking from a press room at the Beverly Hills Hilton, Winona offered the following sta...

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Funny story: Winona finally speaks: "It was all a mistake"

Winona finally speaks: "It was all a mistake"

After 6 years of silence, Winona Ryder has finally spoken out about THAT shoplifting episode, when she was caught red-handed with her pants round her ankles, and her sticky fingers in the till.

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Funny story: Teacher fired for extortion

Teacher fired for extortion

A primary school teacher from Liverpool was fired for extorting pocket money from children.

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Funny story: Sick man robs bank for medical benefits

Sick man robs bank for medical benefits

(Seattle, WA) A downtown Seafirst bank was robbed at daybreak by a teen disguised with vegetation duct-taped to his body in imitation of a recent New Hampshire robbery.

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Funny story: Railway stolen to order

Railway stolen to order

A 105-year-old cliff-side funicular railway in Hastings East Sussex England has been stolen by thieves in what has been labelled the "steal of the century".

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Funny story: Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Stories

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Stories

The popular game series from Rockstar, GTA as he players refer to it has become hugely succesful from GTA1 to GTA Vice City Stories. As many know the GTA games are based on real places Vice City/Miami, San Andreas/San Francisco/Hollywood/Las Vegas, Liberty City/New York and much more but what one gamer James "Angst" Focknut Murphy shouted as he threw his Playstation 2 out the window alon...

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Funny story: Republicans Turn to No Collar Crime

Republicans Turn to No Collar Crime

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - Republicans in West Virginia have turned to No-Collar crime performing acts that are usually perpetrated by men in t-shirts. An armed man robbed a gas station and drove away in his Mercedes Benz. As the man dr...

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Funny story: Moon Stolen by Evil Space Giant

Moon Stolen by Evil Space Giant

FLAGSTAFF (AP Newsliar) -- The Moon was stolen last night by an evil space giant, officials at the Lowell Observatory confirmed today.

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Funny story: Bicycles in Drug Swap Syndicate.

Bicycles in Drug Swap Syndicate.

A new phenomenon is sweeping the crime world that affects each and every person's bike. Criminals are targeting bicycles and using them to swap for drugs. Bulk drug deals are now conducted in the new Bike currency.

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Funny story: Dolly the sheep stolen

Dolly the sheep stolen

The stuffed remains of Dolly, the first mammal cloned from an adult cell in 1996, were stolen from the Royal Museum early Monday morning.

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Funny story: Hogwarts loco smashed in protest of Rowling theft outrage

Hogwarts loco smashed in protest of Rowling theft outrage

Lancashire - (Rioters): Outraged locals have caused £50,000 of damage to the Hogwarts Express steam locomotive stored in Carnforth, Lancashire as a protest against JK Rowling's continued fraudulent portrayal of being the rightful author of the Ha...

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Funny story: A Nouvelle Fagin Sends out Newest Latest Pickpockets

A Nouvelle Fagin Sends out Newest Latest Pickpockets

Children believed to be 4-8 years olds have been apprehended filching an ancient pensioner's wallet. The lads upon questioning claimed that they have been lifelong Dickens' readers and that a local literary scholar had convinced them that a r...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY

WINDHOEK, OSHIWAMBO, REPUBLIC OF NAMIBIA, AFRICA, WHATEVER--(UNASSOCIATED PRESS ) Standing in front of their home in South Africa, a relieved Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie thanked INTERPOL and

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Funny story: 13-year-old Boy Jailed For Robbery & Assault In Legal Wrangling Mess

13-year-old Boy Jailed For Robbery & Assault In Legal Wrangling Mess

A 13-year-old boy who violently assaulted and robbed a 14-year-old classmate, has been given an 8-year jail sentence at the Old Bailey.

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