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Funny story: After death of Deborah Jean Palfrey, 98% of women in America to be imprisoned.

After death of Deborah Jean Palfrey, 98% of women in America to be imprisoned.

After the suicide of Madam Deborah Jean Palfrey, the U.S. District Court in Washington, D.C. declared that every woman who ever requested money, goods or services in exchange for sex be tried for prostitution and, when found guilty, incarcerated.

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Funny story: Lap Dancing Replaces Line Dancing In West Midlands Town

Lap Dancing Replaces Line Dancing In West Midlands Town

(MIDLANDS) Stourbridge in the West Midlands now has so many lap dancing establishments, that local council bosses are considering changing the historic town's name to Patpong-on-Stour, it has eme...

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Funny story: John Barrowman not so gay, says buxom backstairs Lolita

John Barrowman not so gay, says buxom backstairs Lolita

'Captain Jack' John Barrowman's public image of gay pride and connubial bliss came under scrutiny yesterday amid revelations of weekend trysts with a prostitute and her enormous tits.

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Funny story: Brainiest Girl in the UK makes more money working as a Prostitute than working for the Foreign Office

Brainiest Girl in the UK makes more money working as a Prostitute than working for the Foreign Office

TV reporter Norma Snockers has announced that "Child prodigy Suri Cantgetanuff who went to Cambridge University at the age of 10 is now making a fortune earning £20,000 per week as a Prostitute."...

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Funny story: Call Girl Is Born Again

Call Girl Is Born Again

NEW YORK - Amber, an escort with the Diamond Dust Agency, wants the whole world to know she is born again. "I figured if I could get on my knees for a john, I could, like, get on my knees for the Lord, you know?", she said. Amber said she prefers...

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Funny story: Experts say former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer "ripped off" by prostitute Ashley Dupre

Experts say former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer "ripped off" by prostitute Ashley Dupre

Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer apparently grossly overpaid for prostitution Services provided by Ashley Alexandre Dupre, according to the 2007 New York Prostitution Index.

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Funny story: Prostitute License Gets You a Green Card!

Prostitute License Gets You a Green Card!

In Fyodor Dostoyevsky's classic novel Crime and Punishment, the noble daughter, Sonia, is forced by family circumstances to get a "Yellow Ticket" which allows her to earn money to save her family by acts of prostitution...

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Funny story: Condeleeza Rice Caught in Male Prostitution Sting

Condeleeza Rice Caught in Male Prostitution Sting

March 11 - Washington, DC. Secretary of State Condeleeza Rice has been identified as a frequent client of an underground male prostitution operation based in Gonzo Heights Housing Projects in Washington, D.C.

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Funny story: Blair trapped in same high class hooker sting that netted NY Gov Spitzer

Blair trapped in same high class hooker sting that netted NY Gov Spitzer

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is the latest victim of a huge international vice sting on the Emperor's Club VIP, a $2,000 per hour hooker club that has already netted New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.

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Funny story: Al Gore scores at Lahore whore store

Al Gore scores at Lahore whore store

Former US Deputy Al Gore was caught with his eye off the ball yesterday while on official business in Lahore, Pakistan.

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Funny story: Quake Thunders, Brothel Gushes

Quake Thunders, Brothel Gushes

"Marry me!" shouts Steve O. Braganin, a John, to a stunned 'Trixie,' his hostess with the moistest, that was diligently working her midnight magic at Badger Lair, a brothel located just outside the town of Wells, in northeastern Nev...

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Funny story: Prostitutes complain about the law

Prostitutes complain about the law

SAN FRANCISCO -- When San Francisco police began a recent crackdown on street prostitution, some people were excited about it, but there were a few who were not, including prostitute Maxine Doogan.

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Funny story: Heidi Fleiss opens up "Stud Farm"

Heidi Fleiss opens up "Stud Farm"

Heidi Fleiss moved to Nye County in late 2005, and announced plans to open "Heidi's Stud Farm" in the town of Crystal, about 20 miles north of Pahrump.

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Funny story: Ipswich Killer Inspires New Law-Murder By Coincidence

Ipswich Killer Inspires New Law-Murder By Coincidence

The man standing trial for the murder of five Ipswich prostitutes has sensationally claimed that he may have murdered them all "by coincidence."...

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Funny story: Belgian Prostitutes have to pay for sex

Belgian Prostitutes have to pay for sex

The normally quaint small country town of Bolloux (the 'x' is silent) in Belgium has entered the international news spotlight after reports that so desperate are its indigenous prostitute population that they have res...

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Funny story: Unusual macaque mating rituals! Male monkeys in Indonesia discovered "paying for sex"!

Unusual macaque mating rituals! Male monkeys in Indonesia discovered "paying for sex"!

CENTRAL KALIMANTAN - INDONESIA: A 20-month study of primates at this reserve has revealed - that just like their male-john counterparts - macaque-dudes are also known to "pay for sex".

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Funny story: Prostitution To Become Illegal In UK

Prostitution To Become Illegal In UK

There was a 'backbench revolt' in the House of Commons this afternoon when it was announced by Minister for Pleasure Alan Perve that Prostitution, the oldest trade in the world, is to become...

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