WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has told the White House Press Corps that President Obama, after months and months of trying has finally kicked the cigarette habit. The members of the media erupted in a thunderous applaus...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The highly respected Washington newspaper The D.C. Dispatch Diplomat has broken the story about an alleged irregularity regarding The White House Christmas Party Fund. DC2D reporter Granola Dallydoo, 29, has been investigating t...
If you think that the U. S. President writes his own State of the Union speech each year, think again. Dozens of speechwriters have been toiling away for weeks at the White House, writing the phrases that will emerge from the Chief Executive's m...
First Lady Michelle Obama did a Hyacinth Bucket routine when she discovered that she and her husband, Barack, were not invited to the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. "She blew her stack alright", stated a White House page. "Yo...
Michelle Obama's mother, Marion Robinson, told reporters in Washington DC today that the reason her son-in-law President Barack Obama is so thin is that he has had "running off of the bowels" ever since the family made their vacation to Hawaii. "I...
In chaotic scenes today, Chinese premier Hu Jintao accidentally let President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden's dogs out on to the White House lawn. As the dogs escaped from the White House reception, it emerged that Obama had asked Michelle Obama and his daughters to call the Chinese delegation names. The diplomatic chaos was caught on tape and The Spoof has got hold of a transcript.
Festive plans for a Hawaiian Christmas dinner and family celebration were dampened today when President Barry Obama backed out of a state sponsored Luau planned in his honor. Citing dietary considerations, a mandate from wife Michelle who continue...
Following her attack on Michelle Obama's anti-obesity campaign, saying that it took away people's right to choose their desserts, Sarah Palin has issued a statement to the nation, and to God, calling on people to stand up against socialist inspired...
In a nationally televised lecture to the parents of fat children, Michelle Obama specifically said that the responsibility of making sure these porky urchins remain slim and trim like her kids cannot be vested solely with the parents, many of whom ha...
Interim President Barrack Hussein Obama was forced to admit what everyone has learned in the past two disastrous years of his Presidency: He just wasn't ready for Prime Time, a fact that led to his removal from the oval office after a bloodless coup...
Michelle Obama, protector of the obese, champion of 4 meals a day for starving US children whose parents can't be arsed, railed at plans to go ahead with January White Sales after her husband's promise of 'change' failed miserably with his grand Bla...
The official story line is, The President likes to play hard ball when he works out on the court. Barack Obama was playing aggressive basketball and he took a stray elbow to the mouth. Obama was rushed to the doctor where he recieved 12 stitches for...
Chicago's George Washington High School is the first in the nation to bring its gymnasium into the 21st century by replacing all of its gym equipment, including balls, bats, paddles and nets with two big-screen Nintendo Wii Stations. The idea spun ou...
Marian Robinson who's the mother of Michelle Obama and who lives with the first family at the White House has made an interesting discovery. This was sold to us by a member of the White House staff, after overhearing Mrs. Robinson relate her amazi...
The latest thing being rumored around Washington, DC is that Michelle's mother, Ms. Mary Robinson, says her daughter is planning to have a sex change later on after Barack is no longer President and the girls are older. "Michelle would wait until...
Michelle Obama, socially challenged when it comes to gifting visiting or host leaders of the free world, found herself perplexed again when it came time to pick some gifts for her latest host, the PM of India. With her husband in tow, including th...
Poor President Obama. First the Republicans kick most of his fellow Democrats out of office and replace them. Now Michelle has bought an Obama blow-up doll from China to keep her company while he is on the road. "She won't quit talking about the (...
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