Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton struggled this morning with bags under her eyes to pour coffee and greet the day. Reporters say that the two-term New York Senator received a visit from the ghost of elections (erections) past during the night and could not get back to sleep afterwards.
In a joint statement with Downing Street Channel 4 have been declared winners of the hotly contested bid to run the next UK General Election.
Charleston, SC - A recent online poll conducted recently showed Presidential candidate Ron Paul leading the other candidates with 120% of responses in his favor. Criticisms have arose regarding the authenticity of such online polls, which seem to def...
Political candidates for the office of The President of The United States from both parties issued their predictions on which teams would go to the Super Bowl today. While some admitted to not being the greatest of sports fans, all were eager to sup...
Police in New York City were called the scene of a bizarre domestic incident involving Republican candidate Rudy Giuliani and his doped-up pet pony, Miss Pretty.
WASHINGTON - The chairmen of the Democratic and Republican parties announced today an agreement in which both parties would hold nationwide primary elections on the same day. At a news conference held in the restroom of a popular Georgetown bar, Demo...
Psychologists and election experts working closely together for the past three years have finally determined how President George W. Bush won his re-election campaign: Stockholm Syndrome. Dr. Ian Schroeder of the University of Chicago, head of the r...
As the Bush family planned the thrown elections of 2000 and 2004, Musharraf was placed in power in 1999 by Cheney, et al.
Polish political par-tay Civic Platform, today took a strong position as a result of the parliamentary elections Sunday, winning 41.4 percent of the total vote with 600 percent of returns counted.
Washington, D.C. -- The Ron Paul for President campaign released its latest fundraising figures for the normally slow 3rd quarter period the other day amidst little anticipation. Yet, to the utter astonishment of many, 4th or 5th tier republican Pre...
Shitty of London - (Bankrolling Mess): Whitehall sources have said that troubled financial giant Northern Rock Bank is spearheading a £20 million loan to the Labour Party to finance its campaign in the recently-announced Halloween general election.
DAYTON, OH (AP Newsliar) -- This "The Spoof" reporter would like to publicly proclaim that Ron Paul is the greatest candidate who ever lived. Even better than Ronald Reagan. Way, way better than those hacks Romney and Giuliani.
Two weeks ago, he wanted to sit down for tea with his country's enemies. Last week, he was willing to go in and bomb their friends and allies. In his latest example of foot in mouth disease, Illinois freshman Senator and Democratic Presidential...
Australian Prime Minister John Howard's relationship with his treasurer has taken yet another beating today. It now appears that, not only has he never invited Peter Costello and his wife around for dinner, he hasn't even invited him to be h...
Lyndon LaRouche has run for the U.S. Presidency 63 times, including some years when there was not presidential election. He begin running 43 years before he was born (against Thomas Jefferson) and has in every election since. LaRouche recently anno...
Former NY mayor Rudy Giuliani today announced that in order to reduce the size of the federal government, he would immediately abolish the Congress, along with every government agency outside the Executive branch, including the Office of Vice Preside...
A Washington state woman recently admitted that she registered her dog Duncan as a voter and allowed him to cast absentee ballots in several elections.
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