Australia, well known for their cock-ups, kangaroo's (is that spelled correctly?) and barbi's have really acted like a bunch of outback morons with corks swinging on their hats this time. President Obamama (?) was due to visit the world's biggest...
"Parrot Drops Keep Falling On My Head" is a version of an old B. J. Thomas hit about raindrops, that could be sung every year in Australia as that is what happens at this time of the year. The parrots consume some as yet unknown substance, get dru...
Following closely on the heels of a mass frog migration from Greece, where the creatures were sapping the nation's economy due to generous benefits and in general 'making a pest of themselves,' a new 'Frog Problem' has emerged in Australia. Origin...
President Obama has again postponed a visit Australia, which was due later this month. The first cancellation came in March where he says the passing of Health took a long and hard push, but a priority. Today he's blaming Oil in the Gulf of Mex...
American president Barack Obama has caused controversy by declaring war on Australia. At a heated press conference at the White House Obama told reporters: "What did Australia ever do for us? Sure they may have invented the didgeridoo, the kangaro...
Transport Minister and former Police Minister David Campbell has resigned as Transport Minister in N.S.W. after he was caught using his taxpayer-funded car to visit a gay men's sex venue in Sydney's eastern suburbs. Now the very straight, on the o...
Outspoken Aussie Football League, (AFL), player Jason Akermanis seems to be homophobic - urging gay players to stay in the closet because the game isn't ready for "them". The Aussie Rules star says it would be unsafe and it could make other player...
Magazine Ralph has controversially called food handling tough - but popular - Australian food critic at the top of its annual 100 "Wankers" list, Master Chef judge Matt Preston was ejaculated for being "pompous" - though you could add every curse kno...
Australia - Melbourne's International Day Against Homophobia Equal Love rally wasn't the place for Seaman, the lonely - one - old man - anti-gay activist with anti-gay sign in hand. The activist found that he was an unwelcome attraction as the 100...
High above Darwin, Australia. The wreckage in Darwin proper is widespread when viewed from a helicopter at one thousand feet altitude. Buildings have been pushed over by a Godzilla like creature that appears to be a two hundred foot tall dingo.
AUSTRALIA - The Prime Minister Big Kev and his right hand Stevie Conroy have decided Australia should have the first total ban on anything naughty anywhere. "We must protect the Australian people from anything that I or my mate think is a little...
A cuddly looking wombat mauled a man stepping out of his caravan today. The man, Bruce Spencer (60), a survivor of the Black Saturday bushfires, was living in the caravan while he built a new home in Flowerdale north east of Melbourne. Paramedi...
UFO study groups are today claiming there's been a second 'Roswell' type cover up after a research balloon crashed in the Australian outback today. "It's an exact copy of the Roswell scenario" said one man, "First there's an unexplained and myster...
Members of the Australian government are said to be furious after it had to put plans for a flagship emissions trading scheme on hold until 2013 at the earliest after it was twice rejected by the Senate. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd said angrily, "Th...
BLACKBURN, West Lothian - Susan Boyle's management agency has just announced that Miss Boyle has cancelled each one of her upcoming 32 scheduled Australian concerts. SuBo apparently only recently learned of the ongoing dreaded Kangaroo Pocket Epid...
Tewantin, Qld. Australia. Incredible! Man invented a little machine that can extract fresh cum from hundreds of men and then have it ready on demand on tap. The machine works on the principle of rotatory solenoids. It has a mouth-like aperture wh...
Queensland, the Australian Sunshine State, is known for warm weather, tropics, nudity, and now civil unrest. The Natural Nest Nudist Colony near Townsville is located on a secluded cove surrounded by palm trees, tropical flora, and strategically pl...
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