Queensland man invents machine to produce fresh cum on tap

Funny story written by masteryote

Sunday, 11 April 2010

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Tewantin, Qld. Australia. Incredible! Man invented a little machine that can extract fresh cum from hundreds of men and then have it ready on demand on tap.

The machine works on the principle of rotatory solenoids. It has a mouth-like aperture where the men insert their cocks. All the men have to do is just stand there.

The machine acts as a sucking mouth that really makes them ejaculate even the last drop of semen into the artifact. On the other side there is tap that will open only when a certain amount of the sticky fluid has reached a predetermined level.

It works better with 100 men but some good results have been achieved with 34 men.

The product will be launched next Tuesday at the 'Cummunity Centre' in Tewantin.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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