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Funny story: Fluffy Al-Qaeda Suicide Bunnies to Blame

Fluffy Al-Qaeda Suicide Bunnies to Blame

It has been discovered that Al-Queda have released a new terror weapon in this country - suicide bunnies - yes, suicide bunnies!...

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Funny story: Big Brother Maysoon Speaks Arabic - Run For Your Lives!

Big Brother Maysoon Speaks Arabic - Run For Your Lives!

Big Brother introduced three new housemates last night, all of them female, but none was as glamorous or 'interesting' as Maysoon, a 28-year-old model, who speaks Arabic, which is worrying.

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Funny story: Vicar from Grimsby sick of being confused with international terrorist organisation

Vicar from Grimsby sick of being confused with international terrorist organisation

A former Vicar from Grimsby is taking Arab terrorist organisation Al-Qaeda to the European Court of Human Rights.

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Asks for Congressional Funding

Al-Qaeda Asks for Congressional Funding

Al-Qaeda sent a letter to Congress requesting $2 billion in funds in continuing the war in Iraq. A spokesperson for the terrorist organization said that funds are low and they need the money to help President Bush continue the war.

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Dossier Lost On Train Is Handed Over To Rightful Owners

Al-Qaeda Dossier Lost On Train Is Handed Over To Rightful Owners

A lost dossier containing information on the al-Qaeda terrorist organisation has been reunited with its rightful owners, after a man found it on a train and made an incredible journey to the mountains of Afghanistan.

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Funny story: US Government in fix after Bush goes missing

US Government in fix after Bush goes missing

Yesterday, there was pandemonium at the White House when President George W. Bush went missing.

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Funny story: A Prize for Being Touched

A Prize for Being Touched

"The head of the US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has said al-Qaeda is essentially defeated in Iraq and Saudi Arabia, and on the defensive elsewhere." Having read the news, I, the same girl who slept with a rock, Metaphysical Affair, 18 November 2007, decided to take a clandestine trip from Tajikistan to Afghanistan.

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Funny story: Al Qaeda launches farting jihad against west

Al Qaeda launches farting jihad against west

London, UK - A message from Osama Bin Laden was broadcast by the El Jazeera network today that carried renewed threats against the west.

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda trained Sharks strike again!

Al-Qaeda trained Sharks strike again!

Washington, DC - For the first time in its history, the U.S. State Department has just issued a travel advisory warning Americans not to swim along all domestic and international seashores, ocean coastlines or excessively salty inland estuaries.

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Funny story: Al Qaida in UK Blamed for Rude Footballers' Violence

Al Qaida in UK Blamed for Rude Footballers' Violence

Terrorist international organization, al-Qaida with franchises in Iraq, Mozambique and apparently Manchester is being blamed for the early hours brawling of some rude football fans sought over an attack...

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Funny story: 2008 Grand National Latest: Police Arrest Suspected Al-Qaeda Terrorists At Finishing Post

2008 Grand National Latest: Police Arrest Suspected Al-Qaeda Terrorists At Finishing Post

Police and terrorism officers, acting on a 'hot tip'at the Grand National at Aintree, have arrested seven suspected Al-Qaeda terrorist bomber racegoers during the feature race this afternoon, in the b...

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Funny story: Irish Nuns Launder Drug Money From Al Queda To Send To Polishers

Irish Nuns Launder Drug Money From Al Queda To Send To Polishers

Dublin (What's the crack mess) An underground network of evil Irish nuns are laundering drug money obtained via Al Queda sources and sending it to French Polishers - who then funnel the money back to Ireland where the nuns use the cash to buy Dan...

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Funny story: Al Qaida in Iraq to Name Chapter After Worst President Ever GWB

Al Qaida in Iraq to Name Chapter After Worst President Ever GWB

Col. John Charleton Moses El Cid Heston, US military expert on Al Qaida in Iraq says that the terrorist franchise is here to stay in Iraq:...

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Funny story: Bush Tucker Man arrested as al-Qaeda poison plot is foiled

Bush Tucker Man arrested as al-Qaeda poison plot is foiled

George W. Bush's personal chef has been arrested in connection with a plot to poison the President's entire administration during a scheduled banquet at Camp David.

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Open Garden Centre

Al Qaeda Open Garden Centre

Financially troubled terror organisation Al Qaeda are hoping to raise their flagging fortunes with the opening of their new garden centre in the small English town of Tipton.

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Funny story: Al Quaeda mass-recruiting vegetables

Al Quaeda mass-recruiting vegetables

Afghanistan: Across the afghan border, somewhere in the middle of the vast expanse of golden-yellow sand, we found a rather unexpected inhabitant in the desert. It was green, it was mean, and yes, it wasn't clean.

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Funny story: Times Square Blown Up By Al-Qaeda Bomb

Times Square Blown Up By Al-Qaeda Bomb

(NEW YORK) Times Square in the city was closed off this morning after a huge bomb blast decimated a shop window and caused paper bags to fly about uncontrollably. A dog also barked.

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