NASA ENGINEER -> Ok Spirit, turn 23.897 degrees starboard to clear that embankment ahead then ..
DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized ca...
Congress agrees that Bush's "Mars program" will have to be put on hold if the President insists on putting a man in the middle of the planet by 2012. Senator Trent Lott said, "We simply don't have enough funds to send a man t...
VIRGINIA BEACH - On his 700 Club show, Pat Robertson announced that he had "just returned from Mars, where I baptized everyone on the red planet."...
At last, the Hubble Telescope has proved its enormous cost as last night the top secret researchers have at last found something new and completely different from the usual Aliens on Mars. In fact, the Research team has at last found some really top...
Nutrition experts at candy company M&M Mars have released the newest weight lost method to hit the market: the M&M's diet. Selections from an interview with company spokesman, Skip Wiffleball, are listed below:...
HOUSTON -- Mission Control guidance computers are attempting to regain control of space shuttle Discovery after the shuttle's commander ignited on-board boosters, broke earth orbit and radioed Mission Control that they were .. "Head'n...
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL --- If you thought the newly released pictures of Saturn's most interesting moon, Titan, looked an awful lot like the Viking shots of Mars taken in the 1970s, you're right. Recently leaked information revealed that the Cassini-Huyg...
President George W Bush has launched a new campaign against one of Earth's closest planets, Mars. Bush believes that men from Mars have weapons of mass destruction that have not been sanctioned or inspected by the UN. Speaking at a press confere...
Unconfirmed Sources report that Sheriff Ben Quigly has lifted marshall law and things are returning to normal in the small town of Big Rapids Michigan in the USA. Details of the chaotic events are just now beginning to emerge and the disturbance seem...
The Mars rover Opportunity, searching for signs of water that once may have flowed on Mars, has discovered something no one expected: Ben Affleck's career. It was found inside a stadium-sized crater that Opportunity has been exploring. NASA en...
Anti-United States President George W Bush Foundation members have, at a secret meeting, unanimously decided to migrate to Mars.
(Jackson, Mississippi) What is being called a "motor boat from Mars" apparently dove repeatedly upon Jackson, Mississippi this morning, strafing with an exploding light beam and flying through homes, businesses and schools, wreaking havoc and leaving...
"Spirit", one of the two NASA rovers that arrived on Mars in January, has been attacked and eaten by a Martian.
In an attempt to increase interest and funding in the Mars Rover program NASA has signed a one-episode deal with the Robot Wars television program that will pit two active Mars based rovers against each other.
Mars Candies has been selected as the official ballet for the 2004 Presidential election. Each US registered voter will receive a bag of m&m candy that will contain one B for Bush vote and one K for Kerry vote. Voters are encouraged to share t...
From our Science Consultant, Dr Oliver Postgate - After what had been written off as a complete disaster only weeks ago, the UK's plucky Beagle 2 Mars project received a welcome boost today, when news was released of a dramatic rescue involving six...
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