Sheila Granger, a southern Indiana woman, will spend 60 years behind bars for degrading herself with two white males. She will be released from prison at the age of 95-years-old. Granger was in a Clark County courtroom when she learned that she wi...
There were celebrations on the Mediterranean island of Malta this weekend, after the Maltese government lifted its ban on divorce, which led to an astronomical increase in the divorce rate. Of course, even just one divorce would have been an incre...
The bright Los Angeles skyline beamed a special message Monday night for all to see, but intended for just one. The illuminated banner of Aerial Advertising from a plane glowed shortly before 8 p.m. with the ultimate marriage proposal. Spelled out...
One day after revealing that Navy Chaplains must perform same sex marriages, the Navy Department reversed itself saying new information had come to light that Captain John Paul Jones and Admiral 'Bull' Halsey were NOT GAY as previously thought! Co...
Bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-governor-turned-unemployment-claimant Arnold Schwarzenegger has terminated marriage to his wife, Maria Shriver. Speaking to the press today, he said that he had no intention of being a barbarian about the terminatio...
An unreal life on an the imaginary planet of Dreamworld. In an unprecedented sequence of events, Dreamworld has been set rocking by three astounding occurrences, a marriage, a birth and a death on three consecutive days. This is all so incredibly funny for our cynical members. In the first event, the son of a rugby captain was wed to an unknown person in a congruous display of mind contro...
London - A television audience anticipated to be in the hundreds of millions from across the civilized world tuned in today to play a part in the lavish royal marriage of Prince William and his beautiful bride Catherine Middleton. The ceremony, p...
A massive depression has set in for followers of the Royal wedding this Friday in London. Onlookers and spectators alike, some queuing for days along the planned route, have begun to accept the grim realisation that it will all be for a split seco...
Brandon Marshall tells reporters from his hospital bed that he loved watching old Frankenstein movies as a child and he fell in love with Frankenstein's wife, but he regrets getting married to someone whose features resembled the mythical character.
People all over the globe are aware of the Royal Wedding taking place this week in England. Whether they live in countries that were once part of the British Empire (the U.S.A. or India) or places that never were (Japan or Peru), everyone seems to b...
WILLAMANTIC, Connecticut - Country music singer Chely Wright 40, who came out of the bunkhouse closet last year and told the world that she is a full-fledged lesbianite has just announced that on August 20, 2011, she is getting herself 'hitched' as t...
BIRMINGHAM - As the UK government passes the 'Partnership Credit' Bill in the House of Commons, many youths are being forced into marriage by money-hungry parents. Sadly, a Spoofer has been subject to this procedure. Inhopeless used to have a f...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Renee Zellweger was vacationing down in sunny old Mexico with an old high school friend from Katy, Texas identified as Palapita Underhook. While sunning at the beach in front of The El Super Matador Hotel Zellweger, who wa...
The number of men in Britain that has a reasonable chance of getting a life has risen dramatically in the last 10 years, according to a study published by the Social Policy Foundation. The SPF claims that ,since the stigma attached to males living on their own has virtually disappeared, most single males(who would previously have cohabited with or even married the first woman that took any kind...
Two Church of England vicars have been charged after allegedly conducting hundreds of mock marriages intended to aid illegal immigrants defy immigration legislation and remain in Britain, writes Church Travesty correspondent, Arthur Vestry for the Da...
A Sussex man was found guilty of looking at a young ladies bottom yesterday, in the middle of a high street. Ted Brabham, 47, was walking around Horsham with his wife Enid, doing a spot of shopping, when he was caught looking at the posterior of a...
Urgent advice has been issued to couples planning their wedding. The Financial Ombudsman Service is making a national appeal to ensure that insurance is taken out in case something goes wrong and the event is ruined. For less than 1% of the tot...
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