London - A television audience anticipated to be in the hundreds of millions from across the civilized world tuned in today to play a part in the lavish royal marriage of Prince William and his beautiful bride Catherine Middleton.
The ceremony, projected to cost in the order of forty million dollars in royal and public funds, will bond the happy young couple in matrimonial bliss for conceivably years to come, after which they will resolve to appear together in public without looking at each other as is the royal family tradition.
The marriage, the result of a romance rumored to have been surreptitiously arranged years ago unbeknownst to the young couple by the Queen and MI6 in a continuation of the governments clandestine program to reverse centuries of royal inbreeding, will be held in Westminster Abbey before hundreds of potential future lovers all vying for a knowing nod from one or both of the happy couple.
No date has been set as of yet for their royal divorce.
