Sheila Granger wants to marry a black man

Funny story written by Kid Icarus

Sunday, 5 June 2011

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"Obey me now before it's too late."

Sheila Granger, a southern Indiana woman, will spend 60 years behind bars for degrading herself with two white males. She will be released from prison at the age of 95-years-old.

Granger was in a Clark County courtroom when she learned that she will get 30 years for each white male that she is alleged to have encountered.

The white families were relieved their case wasn't ignored said prosecutor Brittany Blau.

"There was a fear that because the victims in the Granger case were white males they wouldn't be taken as seriously," Blau said.

Granger, a white woman, said in court that she regrets only one thing in life and that is not having got married with an older, black man, when she was 18-years-old, to escape the white race and the horrible social conditions created by white people in power. "Black people in Africa have always lived better than my people from Europe and I wish I would have been born black," said Granger.

When Granger was 18-years-old she should've married a strong, well endowed, older black man who would have dominated her and kept her satisfied, and this would've prevented her from suffering any deprivation with those two white males which led her to be arrested and convicted. She would have lived a better life with a powerful black man.

Granger plans on getting married with a six foot, muscular, black male with an athletic body who is well endowed while in prison.

Most likely Granger will be attacked by lesbians behind bars, getting rid of her aspiration for the feminist party and women's rights.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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