An unreal life on an the imaginary planet of Dreamworld.
In an unprecedented sequence of events, Dreamworld has been set rocking by three astounding occurrences, a marriage, a birth and a death on three consecutive days.
This is all so incredibly funny for our cynical members.
In the first event, the son of a rugby captain was wed to an unknown person in a congruous display of mind control, and the whole world thought it was wonderful.
In the second, the greatest attempt at urine extraction ever attempted since 9/11, a forged birth certificate was posted on a government web site for everyone to confirm for themselves that it is in fact a real forgery.
And if there is still any urine left in you after laughing at that, try the third one for size.
"The death of Osama (originally Usama) Bin Laden was reported as having occurred."
That is quite true, it's just a reprint of a story that appeared in the Pakistani Times in late 2001.
December 2001: Bin Laden Already Dead - Report
26 Dec 2001 Usama bin Laden has died a peaceful death due to an untreated lung complication, the Pakistan Observer reported, citing a Taliban leader who allegedly attended the funeral of the Al Qaeda leader. Bin Laden, according to the source, was suffering from a serious lung complication and succumbed to the disease in mid-December, in the vicinity of the Tora Bora mountains. The source claimed that bin Laden was laid to rest honorably in his last abode and his grave was made as per his Wahabi belief. About 30 close associates of bin Laden in Al Qaeda, including his most trusted and personal bodyguards, his family members and some "Taliban friends," attended the funeral rites. The Taliban source who claims to have seen bin Laden's face before burial said "he looked pale... but calm, relaxed and confident."
Tomorrow's news headlines:
Osama reincarnates as our new saviour.
Dolphins ask CIA for a reward because they have found Osama's body!
Aliens visit 10 Downing Street
All UN members resign en masse (Self-government)
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