LA BREA, California - Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend and ex-future wife Oksana Grigorieva was sitting on the front porch of her trailer house at The Left Coast Sunset Trailer Park, located two miles from the famed La Brea Tar Pits. She was speaking wi...
The Australian Sex Party formed in 2008 is beginning to rapidly multiply, but of course, that's what Sex Party's do. "Tea Party! What a lame name!", stated Fiona Patten who is the leader of the party and will stand for the SENATE in the next feder...
Totally plastered and banned from the boozer, an Australian wannabee Crocodile Dundee attempted painfully to bronco ride a 5m large saltwater croc. He wanted to break it in because that's what brave drunken Australian idiots do. The croc, sligh...
LA HABRA, California - Mel Gibson has just announced that he has purchased the movie rights and and will star in the upcoming motion picture The Crazed Bloke - The Sordid Story of Raoul Moat. Gibson, was sitting by the pool of his $125 a day Holid...
Canberra, Australia. Dumped Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has vowed today to form a new political organisation consisting of ex pollies that have been "screwed" in public life. He says that politicians from all over the world are invited to jo...
Newly appointed Labour Prime Minister and the first Australian redheaded female leader says she'll fight against gay marriage, but will be more lenient to redhead jokes. The P.M. says she's in office for a rough ride and admits not many may like h...
What a dumb blondie bomb shell. Pamela Anderson has been paid to appear on the Australian version of "Dancing With The Stars". Though, some say with Anderson on the show it would be more appropriate to rename the show "Dancing With A Porn Star".
There has to be a good reason no one has tackled the reason why the first female Prime Minister, Miss Julia Eileen Gillard has shacked up with a hairdresser in a "defacto" relationship? Never been engaged and there appears to be no sign of wedding be...
The Australian Labor Party have dumped the silver haired Kevin Rudd for red headed Julia Gillard. Some say she resembles the red headed beauty of the match box. Australia has its first female Prime Minister in it's 222 year young history. In...
An Australian man offered a reward for the return of his nine year old staffy cross, but get this, 20 thousand dollars cash for its return. The dog disappeared on the Gold Coast. The owner said he was beside himself with worry and wanted his b...
Queensland, one of the many State's in Australia is to introduce a no-swearing policy, with on the spot fines of 100 dollars - F*ck! (That's 100 dollars, thanks) The bold move comes as the Queensland Government looks at ways to clean the air space...
Lip reading experts worldwide are united in declaring Australia the clear World Cup leader in swearing. One particularly brilliant 'FUCK OFF' from an Australian attacker, when adjudged offside, is headed for a special prize - a miniature kangaroo.
There was anguish in the Antipodes this morning (or last night if you were in Britain at that time) when the Australian World Cup team announced that its 'star larker', painter, musician, singer, composer and all-round entertainer, Rolf Harris, would...
Outback Australians were told to stay indoors to avoid being struck by an out of control piece of space shit. The Japanese asteroid space probe returned to earth via the great Australian Outback, near a military site in South Australia. Rail an...
Aussies can't stand Sydney! Or is that Sydney can't stand Aussies? In a audit of which City rates the best to worse, Sydney came in first as being the most congested and unaffordable City to live in not to mention the folk who appear to be right u...
Porn addicted Australian's can claim help on the Countries failing Heath System Now, if your a porn addict - live in Australia, you can now claim your treatment through the Countries free Medical System, Medicare, and they recon' your treatment w...
Angry Australian tax payers have been told the Federal Government will pay a fee to the professional golfing gigalo, Tiger Woods, to attend the Australia Master Golf Open. A spokesperson for the department of Sleeze and other Crap says Woods is c...
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