According to the press corps traveling with the Romney campaign the trip to Israel was to be the crowning moment of a world tour that, as yet, had been a disaster. Campaign aides breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that Israeli Prime MinisterBenja...
Presidential candidate Mitt Romney had hoped for better after his disastrous trip to the UK. He visited Poland yesterday and addressed the crowd at the airport with the following: "How many Polacks does it take to…?" The Associated Press is repo...
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that presidential candidate Mitt Romney did it again yesterday and one more time, "stepped in it," as the report states. After a disastrous start in the morning when he criticized the British preparatio...
US Presidential candidate Mitt Romney was in Berlin today on his world tour. He was accompanied by German chancellor Angela Merkel as he visited the Berlin Wall. The crowd was estimated at tens of thousands. Governor Romney began by saying, "Eich Bai...
The National Rifle Association's President Philip H. Sheridan and The US Little League's President and Chief Executive Officer, Stephen D. Keener, announced this morning the two organizations would be combining on a program to arm all members of the...
Gideon International and the NRA announced at a joint press conference this morning plans to join forces in an international effort to pursue their interests. The Gideon's known for placing billions of bibles in hotel rooms all over the world is a C...
The Super Scouts of USA in a late night meeting yesterday voted to only accept new members who have blue eyes and blond hair. Current members who are not of this description will be asked to turn in their uniforms, merit badges, and to never give the...
Presidential candidate Mitt Romney was speaking to a select group of financial supporters yesterday in the Hamptons and obviously had no idea his remarks would be reported in the media. He began by saying, "The great unwashed are people too, my frien...
Mitt Romney in an angry outburst regarding his income taxes was so explicit; many of the female journalists walked out of the press briefing and Ann Romney reportedly covered her face and fled the room. Romney, who apparently was trying to explain...
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that Chief Justice John Roberts was spotted boarding an international flight at Ronald Reagan International Airport. Evidently Justice Roberts was wearing sackcloth and ashes in an attempt to disguise hi...
A leaked memo from the Romney campaign made public this morning indicates the presidential candidate is instructing his staff to, "Serve no whine…before its time!" Romney further elaborated on the old Paul Masson commercial by telling his spokesmen t...
The Raleigh News & Observer is reporting that The United States Tennis Association is expressing shock and outrage regarding the passing of legislation yesterday in the North Carolina legislature that bans same-sex tennis partners. The bill, spon...
In a story that Tampa, Florida police are attempting to keep quiet, an eighty year old naked lady was Tasered by a local constable late yesterday. According to media reports, the deputy stopped the woman in a "stop & frisk" operation. No one could explain, why? The media respecting the woman's privacy is withholding her name. Reporters were allowed to question the arresting officer after he...
According to eye witnesses, it was a scene like never before witnessed in US Senate history. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) observers noted over the years looks very similar to a chipmunk had actually morphed into a giant a rodent right before...
The Republican National Committee sent an urgent message to its large donors this morning offering "two Congressman for the price of one" for each donation over a million dollars. By mid-morning the committee had raised over four hundred thirty- five...
Roger Goodell, Commissioner of the National Football League stunned the nation this afternoon at a press conference in which he disbanded the NFL! "It is time we cut to the chase," said Goodell. "The Lilly Livered, the Nervous Nellies, and the G...
The GOP House of Representatives passed legislation on Friday granting millions of dollars in tax breaks for puppy mill owners. John Boehner Speaker of the House stated, "It is time for these hard working folks to be recognized for their contribu...
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