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Funny story: President lashes Irish drinkers

President lashes Irish drinkers

Dublin, Ireland - Irish head of state, President Mary McAleese, today severely criticized the boozing habits of her compatriots after it was revealed that the Irish are the second heaviest drinking nation on the planet...

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Funny story: Staunton admits lying to get job

Staunton admits lying to get job

Dundalk, Ireland - Stephen"Stan"Staunton, manager of the Rep.of Ireland football team, has sensationally admitted to lying in order to get the 500,000 euro per annum job, one of the most sought after posts in international football.

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Funny story: Irish famine blamed on Marlon Brando

Irish famine blamed on Marlon Brando

The Irish potato famine of the 1840's was the fault of dead legendary fat method actor Marlon Brando, is the dramatic claim made in a new book by Irish one-hit-wonder, Sinead O Connor.

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Funny story: Ireland to expel German Ambassador over 'Greedy Irish' remarks.

Ireland to expel German Ambassador over 'Greedy Irish' remarks.

The Irish government is today considering the expulsion of the German Ambassador to Ireland after he blasted the Irish nation as 'Avaricious' when making a speech to a group of German Industrialists at Dublin's Clontarf Castle.

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Funny story: Irn Brun intends to control Ireland

Irn Brun intends to control Ireland

Our new Irn Bru Leader, Gordon 'Girdn Brun' Brown, has announced today that in order to stop Ireland sneaking away from the British isles special patrols will be used to hold the country in position.

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Funny story: Controversial U.S Pastor Fred Phelps enrages Irish farmers, Prisoners and Confectionary employees

Controversial U.S Pastor Fred Phelps enrages Irish farmers, Prisoners and Confectionary employees

Outspoken Gay Icon U.S Pastor Fred Phelps has incurred the wrath of Ireland's farmers, Chocolate makers and prisoners after posting on his website "Godhatesireland" some rather strange comments about "Filthy Celtic Fudge Packer&quo...

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Funny story: Ireland to leave European Union

Ireland to leave European Union

The European Parliament in Brussels was in uproar this afternoon after Ireland's Prime Minister Bertie Ahern announced to a hastily convened meeting of EU Heads of State that Ireland would no longer be a member state nor would they continue using...

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Funny story: Big Brother Seany Leaves In A Flood Of Tears

Big Brother Seany Leaves In A Flood Of Tears

Irishman Seany O'Kane last night became the second housemate to be evicted by the general public from Channel 4's Big Brother show.

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Funny story: Irish Government to introduce prohibition

Irish Government to introduce prohibition

Ireland's newly elected government, a coalition between Bertie Ahern's Fianna Fail party and the Green Party have announced today that as part of the Green Party mandate a nationwide ban on all alcohol sales will come into effect from next Su...

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Funny story: Celtic Tiger dies in Dublin

Celtic Tiger dies in Dublin

(Rooters) Ireland is in shock today as the world famous founder of the worlds most successful economy died as a result of a tragic accident.

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Funny story: Ireland's government to take drastic steps

Ireland's government to take drastic steps

In a bid to gain popularity with the public,Irish government is set to review a 500 year old document written by the catholic church. The document,titled the Anglo-Hibernicus implicitly hands over jurisdiction of all British lands to the people...

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Funny story: UFOs in the skies over Irish airport

UFOs in the skies over Irish airport

Locals were shocked in the Cork airport region as strange lights in the sky baffled local farmers and heavy drinkers in the area last Saturday night.Local cattle were also shocked as cattle mutilaton fears were rife.

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Funny story: The Irish Moon Landing

The Irish Moon Landing

For the last thirtyfive years, a tape has been lying in the bottom drawer in a bedroom in a house in Cork, Ireland.

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Funny story: Superdogs being bred in Ireland

Superdogs being bred in Ireland

A Swedish lab operating as a "research" facility recently opened in the Middleton area amongst growing concern with locals. Since the highly private complex opened in 2003, the terrier population has dropped radically from 675 in 2003 to ab...

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Funny story: Ireland Bring Out The Big Guns For Serbia

Ireland Bring Out The Big Guns For Serbia

After their disastrous showing in the Eurovision Song Contest last night, 35 times winners Ireland, have announced their representative for next year's event, set to be staged in Serbia.

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Funny story: Ireland Peace Rift over Eurovision Debacle

Ireland Peace Rift over Eurovision Debacle

The leaps forward taken in the peace process in Ireland resulting in an unprecedented union between the Reverend Ian Paisley and former IRA commander Martin McGuiness today suffered a severe blow over the debacle that was the Irish entry in Eurovisi...

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Funny story: Holy Trinity Appears On A Pint Of Guinness

Holy Trinity Appears On A Pint Of Guinness

Sensational news from Ireland, as reports surface all over the Internet, that God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Ghost have appeared on the head a pint of Guinness in a Boutique Hotel in Dublin's trendy Temple Bar.

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